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Quotes of Movie: "Recess" [1997]

  • [about Ms. Finster]



    Mikey:
    She looks so happy like that...



    Spinelli:
    Yeah... let's go destroy her life.

  • Spinelli:
    It's not martial arts, it's survive. It was invented by the French.

  • Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler:
    I don't have one best friend... I have five!

  • Coach Kluge:
    You went and done it, didn't you, LaSalle? You went and became a... vegetarian!

  • Gelman:
    And if you ever tell a teacher on me again, I'll hit you so hard your clothes'll hurt!

  • Upside-Down Girl:
    [after Digger Dave has given her advice on how to hang] Do something about him, Detweiller. If I have to come down from here, nobody's going to be happy.

  • Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler:
    Never kid a kid who hasn't had his recess.

  • Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler:
    [receiving test scores] F? That's terrible!



    Gus:
    F! I'm so disappointed in myself!



    Gretchen:
    A-? My life is flashing before my eyes!

  • Gus:
    Ashley A and Gretchen are walking to school together!



    Vincent Pierre 'Vince' LaSalle:
    How many times do we have to tell you, Gus, eating paste is bad for you!

  • King Bob:
    So shall it be written, so shall it be done!

  • [repeated line]



    Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler:
    Tender

  • [repeated line]



    Ashley 'Ashley B' Boulet:
    Scccaandaaloussss

  • Miss Alordayne Grotkey:
    Ok, so everyone who didn't do their homework last night will be challenged to a double load.


    [the class groans]



    Miss Alordayne Grotkey:
    And anyone who did their homework can have the night off.



    Gretchen:
    YES! WOOHOO!


    [realizes she's the only one cheering]



    Gretchen:
    Umm, I mean... Boo, the unfairness?

  • Mikey:
    [after Gus kicks a brand new ball over the fence] Can I borrow a pencil, Gus? I *LOST* mine.



    Billy:
    Hey, maybe Gus kicked IT over the fence, too.

  • All of kids on playground:
    [in unison after finding out that Vince is playing golf with Principal Prickley] Vince and Prickley, standing on the green/P-U-T-T-I-N-G/First comes par, then comes bogie, then comes Vince dressed like an old fogey!

  • Miss Muriel P Finster:
    I'd call you a pack of wild animals, but even wild animals don't throw food. Except for monkeys. But you're not monkeys, are you? No, you're children, children who act like monkeys.

  • Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler:
    Mikey, what are you doing?



    Mikey:
    Communing with people who appreciate my innate spiritual gifts.



    Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler:
    I appreciate your insane spiritual gifts, Mikey.

  • Gretchen:
    But... but you were supposed to study the homework and learn from it!



    Spinelli:
    Gretchen, what colour's the sky on your planet?

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