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Quotes of Movie: "Quantum Leap" [1989]
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Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM LEAP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Beckett, prematurely stepped into the Project Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own time was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al, the Project Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Beckett could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next leap will be the leap home. I'm in a soap opera! Al: We prefer Daytime Drama. Sam: We...? You watch this stuff? Al: Well, Tina had me watching some of this stuff when I was down with the flu, and Sam, *everybody*... Sam: I know Al: ...is sleeping... Sam: I know Al: ...with *everybody*! Sam: I know! I can't have a life. All I do is live someone else's life. I right their wrongs, I fight their fights - geez, I feel like I'm Don Quixote. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if you do, take pictures. | |
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It all started when a time travel experiment I was conducting went... a little ka-ka. In the blink of a cosmic clock I went from quantum physicist to air force test pilot. Which could have been fun... if I knew how to fly. Fortunately, I had help. An observer from the project named Al. Unfortunately, Al's a hologram, so all he can lend is moral support. Anyway, here I am. Bouncing around in time, putting things right which once went wrong. A sort of time traveling Lone Ranger, with Al as my Tonto. And I don't even need a mask. Oh boy. Sam: Oh, boy ... Sam: In case you haven't noticed, Al, the Committee isn't running this Project anymore... He is. Women - you can't trust 'em. They don't understand the double standard. I'm running track, Al. Al: Oh, well look, you pump your arms and you pump your legs and drive through the tape. Sam: You were a runner too? Al: No, but it sounds good, doesn't it? Their only desire is for you to pamper them, and play with their... Sam: Al! Al: With their hair! Their hair! We're making preparations for Tina's birthday party and she wants me to pop out of the cake. You'll never believe what she wants me not to wear. What about the Quantum Rules? You have to at least pretend that you are who you leap into. Sam: That's if I'm a human. I'm not a human, I'm a chimp. We don't have rules for chimps, do we? Al: You can't get off on a technicality. Sam: Great. I'm on the take, I wear polyester clothes and I live above a bar in an apartment decorated like a gym. Sam: The fact that you were a practicing pervert at the age of 5 has nothing to do with the rest of the world! What is she doing in Syracuse? Al: I bet a lot people ask themselves that question. Leaping about in time, I've found that there are some things in life that I can't change, and there are some things that I can. To save a life, to change a heart, to make the right choice. I guess that's what life's about Sam: Flash! President Eisenhower in a surprise move resigned from office this morning in order to join a Buddhist monastery. Said Ike 'I just like being around guys with less hair then me.' Al: Your swiss-cheesed brain probably doesn't remember, but... the first time around, Oswald killed Jackie, too. Sam: At last, something sexual he's NOT into. Al: Sam, you're going to die on May 14th. That's in two days. Sam: I know that Al! Why? Al: Why? Well, probably because you can't live with two thousand volts of electricity going through your body! If we knew the unknown, the unknown wouldn't be unknown. I went over to check out the cheerleaders. Oh, Sam. There was one little girl who had these pommelos, man. Sam: Pommelos are grapefruit. Al: Pommel - that's my point! Oh, well, almost all animals can see me. But you know, there must be something weird lookin' about me, because I seem to intimidate them. Sam: Maybe it's your clothes. Say something to me in Spanish. Al: Uh, tu casa o mi casa. Sam: My place or yours - Al! There are five stages of love. The first is denial, then the second is sex, then there's acceptance, then there's divorce... and then there's more sex, if you're lucky. Sam: Who wrote this textbook, you or Zsa Zsa? | |
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