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Quotes of Movie: "Quads!" [2001]

  • Griz:
    Well look at it this way. Now I can call you numb-nuts with real authority.



    Spalding:
    Over! Do you wear contacts?



    Reilly:
    No! OH!



    Griz:
    Is that his ass or my aftershave?

  • Lefty:
    I need some potatoes for a vegetable ragout that I'm trying.



    Blazer:
    What a fag.



    Lefty:
    I'm not a fag. I'm educated.


    [Lefty kicks Blazer away]

  • Lefty:
    Here's Blazer's indecent exposure summons!



    Spalding:
    Blazer! How can you expose parts of your body that you don't even have?



    Blazer:
    I tell you it wasn't easy.

  • Reilly:
    I've got to find some way to pay this hospital bill. If I don't they'll take it out of me in body parts.



    Blazer:
    Well it's not like you're using any of your body parts.

  • Lefty:
    How can I put this to you in a subtle way?



    Blazer:
    Not on your life crippo.



    Lefty:
    Oh that was subtle.

  • Blazer:
    [working in the complaints department at a store] OO You want to return that hair piece? Good. It's terrible! It looks like a squirrel died on your head, you can spot that thing for marks!



    Complainer:
    I'd like to return these bedroom slippers


    [holds up a pair of squirrel slippers]



    Blazer:
    Ooooh...

  • Reilly:
    I feel good about having no self-esteem... Doesn't that screw everything up!

  • Reilly:
    Wheres Lefty? It was his turn to make breakfast.



    Blazer:
    I heard him screaming bloody murder in the night. I figured someone broke in and killed him


    [Lefty walks in]



    Lefty:
    Morning...



    Reilly:
    Look who isn't dead

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