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Quotes of Movie: "Probe" [1988]

  • Austin:
    That's a new dress.



    Michelle:
    You like it?



    Austin:
    Yeah. The material's fire resistant, and I like the way the color washes out the pigment in your eyes.



    Michelle:
    Thanks... I think.

  • John Bolt:
    Pride is one of the seven deadly sins, Mr. James. Or is it one of the seven dwarves? I can never remember.

  • [Answering her boss' phone]



    Michelle:
    Austin James, master of time and space!

  • [after her boss has another hyperactive burst of activity]



    Michelle:
    I see now. You can't help yourself. This happens all the time. You can't stop.

  • [as he sledge-hammers a computer]



    Austin:
    Okay, pinhead, sing "Daisy."

  • [entering a morgue]



    Michelle:
    In a minute, I'm going to be sick.



    Austin:
    It's all in your head.



    Michelle:
    In a minute it'll be all over the floor.

  • [referring to a computer]



    Michelle:
    I don't know what to say to it.



    Austin:
    Insult it, threaten it. Pretend you're talking to me.

  • [in his workshop/laboratory]



    Austin:
    Why do men blink three times every ten seconds, and women only twice? What part of the brain is the soul located in? What was the blood-clotting mechanism of a tyranosaurus? Nobody knows. But the answers are here. And I'm going to find them. That's what kind of place this is. It's the universe!

  • Austin:
    I'm going to take you on the greatest adventure of your life. You probably'll never even thank me. Let's go.

  • Austin:
    You want to find out something about someone, look in their dirt.

  • John Blaine:
    You don't care about people, Austin. You don't see the suffering, the injustices. You sit in that warehouse like a spoiled god, while the world hurts.

  • Michelle:
    A science groupie. I have seen everything.



    Austin:
    She's obviously done a lot of work on this. We have to encourage young minds, Micki. Give them a chance to tap our brains.



    Michelle:
    I think she may want to tap more than your brain.

  • Michelle:
    I thought you never lied.



    Austin:
    I don't. It's just that sometimes I withhold the qualifiers.



    Michelle:
    For somebody who says facts are all that count, Mr. Jimmy Austin, you're the most deceitful person I know.



    Austin:
    I once determined that there are forty-nine different ways to misrepresent the truth. I only use six, way below the national average of thirty-two.

  • Michelle:
    I'm sorry, Mr. James, but you're weird.



    Austin:
    Don't say weird. Say maladjusted.



    Michelle:
    Why?



    Austin:
    I prefer it.

  • Michelle:
    If you're so smart, how come you let a computer program chase you into a crummy laundromat?

  • Michelle:
    What kind of human being are you?



    Austin:
    When I was eight years old, I took off all my clothes and painted myself blue. Then I climbed up on the roof of a house, I placed both thumbs on the base of a lightning rod, and faced the electromagnetic north pole. Why? Why did I do that?



    Michelle:
    How should I know?



    Austin:
    Well, when you figure it out, then you'll know what kind of human being I am.

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