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Quotes of Movie: "Primetime Glick" [2001]

  • Janeane Garofalo:
    [Jiminy is fidgeting and adjusting into odd seating positions] Are you alright?



    Jiminy Glick:
    Yes. It's one of the advantages of only having one ball.

  • [repeated lines]



    Adrien Van Voorhees:
    I'm Adrien Van Voorhees, and am I the only one who needs a Glick fix?



    Audience:
    No! We do!



    Adrien Van Voorhees:
    Damn straight!

  • Jerry Seinfeld:
    You're a overweight, frustrated, unsuccessful, stammering, stuttering, sweating, you know- completely out of your element, individual.



    Jiminy Glick:
    [unphased] Aren't you kind.

  • Bill Maher:
    [after Jiminy describes his sex life] That's great. I always thought that was a whole front and you were gay, but that's, you know, just what I've heard.



    Jiminy Glick:
    Now why, isn't that interesting coming from a 44-year-old bachelor.

  • Jiminy Glick:
    [to Julia-Louis Dreyfus] And let this always be a reminder to you... you are a special spirit. Thank you very much.


    [Julia laughs]



    Jiminy Glick:
    [reconsidering] Oh, I hadn't heard the laugh yet.


    [Julia's smile quickly fades]



    Jiminy Glick:
    Oh, well, that can be taken out in editing.

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