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Quotes of Movie: "Phil of the Future" [2004]
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She's in Indonesia. Phil Diffy: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake. Keely Teslow: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods. Well, the Giggle is only designed for one. Keely Teslow: We can sit close. Phil Diffy: Okay. [Scoots over so Keely can sit beside him very close] Keely Teslow: [her cheek right next to his] You okay? Phil Diffy: [smiles, happy at Keely's closeness] Uh-uh. I don't wanna be your girlfriend. I wanna be your *boy*friend. [stops startled and off Keely's equally surprised look] Phil Diffy: I mean, your friend... who's a boy. A guy. A guy friend. Keely Teslow: Why didn't you tell me? Phil Diffy: I didn't know how. Keely Teslow: Phil, you can tell me anything. [takes him by his shoulders] Keely Teslow: I'm your girlfriend. I, I, I mean... your friend who's a girl. A gal. A gal friend. [to officer] She only had one name, Pim... tall, long blonde hair... yet strangely attractive. [realising the officer is still writing] Bradley Benjamin Farmer: Hey, don't write that! | |
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I can't stand her! I wish a building would fall on her! I wish she'd get stung by a fifty-pound bee! Keely Teslow: [switching to Phil's bedroom, Phil playing drums] I wish a dog would mistake her for a fire hydrant! I wish the US Women's Soccer team would use her as a football! Phil Diffy: Hey, how about being run over by a steam roller? Keely Teslow: [giving him a look] Phil, grow up! [to Phil] Um, too many people! Phil Diffy: Uh, Mom, Dad? Lloyd Diffy: But it's my house! I think that's more the woman's job. Surely you know how it is, Mr. Diffy? Lloyd Diffy: [chuckling] And how! [seeing Barbara's face] Lloyd Diffy: H-How dare you say that, you insensitive clod! Uh, honey, give him the talk you always give me! [talking to Phil scratching Curtis' head] Now stop before he goes on the floor. OK, people, we will be having a surprise test next week. Part of the surprise is that the test is tomorrow. Studying is recommended, though futile. [cheerfully] Hey! So I got your message. Where's your racket? Phil Diffy: My dad says our puddinator project will draw a lot of attention and that people will find out that we're from the future... My family has to move. Keely Teslow: This is crazy! We had all these plans! We were gonna go fishing this summer and I hate fishing. The only reason I was gonna go was because I thought it'd be fun with you! [pause] Keely Teslow: S-so when are you leaving? Phil Diffy: Tonight. Keely Teslow: T-tonight? This isn't fair! It just seems like kids should have a say in whether they move or not! Phil Diffy: [quietly] Tell me about it. Keely Teslow: So, you wanna play one last game of tennis? [throws the ball to Phil] Phil Diffy: Keely, you know I do. I can't. I have to help pack. [cuts to Keely, speechless] Phil Diffy: Bye, Keel. [hugs Keely, then starts walking away. Stops and throws the ball. Offscreen a cat screeches, ruining the sad Pheely moment] Phil Diffy: [shouts] Sorry! [pulls a face and walks out of the shot] Keely Teslow: [quietly] Bye, Phil. Mr. Hackett: [cheerfully] No smoking! [she glares at him] [walks in and sees Sir Issac Newton and Albert Einstein at the table] Phil, I told you not to use holographic geniuses to help you with your homework. Phil Diffy: They're no help at all, and they're the biggest nerds of all times. Lloyd Diffy: [looking in the fridge] Hey, who drank all my juice boxes? [they hide the juice boxes under the table] [balloons are attracted to Curtis when he builds up static electricity] Amazing, how did you harness such power? Curtis: Balloons like Curtis... Curtis like balloons! We've got to stop her. That's what we've got to do. We need to think of a plan. Keely Teslow: Okay. [long pause] Keely Teslow: Are you thinking of a plan? Cause' I'm just looking serious. Keely, Keely, Keely. Keely Teslow: [pushes Phil gently] Don't you triple Keely me! That's perfect! I could be the hostess with the mostess! Pim Diffy: Mom, you can't even make toastess. In the future, will you wait for me? Phil Diffy: Really? 'Cause you'll be really really old. Phil Diffy: But that shouldn't matter. See you, pepper. Keely Teslow: See you, salt. Keely Teslow: In... in other news... Oh, whats the point, we all know nothing's going to top that! [fighting over carton of milk] You used up all the milk! Phil Diffy: That's because you used up all the ugly! Pim Diffy: You ate all the toast! Phil Diffy: I thought it was only fair, I ate all the cereal [smirks] Barbara Diffy: Calm down, you two. There's plenty more toast [puts some down on table] Phil Diffy: [sarcastic] Oh no, I upset shorty! Pim Diffy: That does it! Phil Diffy: You wanna say that standing up? | |
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