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Quotes of Movie: "Oz" [1997]

  • Tobias Beecher:
    I didn't kill Shemin.



    Simon Adebisi:
    Yeah, but you fucked him, though.



    Tobias Beecher:
    Once. He was lousy.


    [Browne slams Beecher's head against a desk]



    Tobias Beecher:
    So were you, Mondo!


    [Browne slams his head again]

  • Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
    [watching the Miss Sally show] I'd like a four way with Nooter and Pecky.

  • William Giles:
    [repeatedly] Peter... Peter Marie.

  • Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
    Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Happy motherfuckin' birthday...



    Simon Adebisi:
    [puts his arm around him] To Kenny...


    [blows out candle]

  • [Morales and Pancamo approach Adebisi pissed at the way the drug trade has been set up]



    Simon Adebisi:
    Hello, boys.



    Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
    We gotta talk.



    Simon Adebisi:
    So talk.



    Enrique Morales:
    What the fuck are you doing? We're your partners. You think you're gonna fuck us over and we're just gonna take it up the ass?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Morales, nobody wants your ass.



    Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
    Johnson hits me with his fucking stick, throws Zanghi in the hole. That ain't the fucking deal, Adebisi.



    Enrique Morales:
    Besides, it's been 10 days since we've seen any green. You pocketing the profits?



    Simon Adebisi:
    No, there's plenty of profits. But, there's been a change in the organization.



    Enrique Morales:
    How so?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Well, you know, we three were partners, and now we're not.



    Enrique Morales:
    What?



    Simon Adebisi:
    I don't need you boys anymore.



    Enrique Morales:
    You lookin' to start a war?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Now, if there was a war, you'd lose. Look around.


    [Adebisi points out that Em City is now overwhelmingly Black]



    Simon Adebisi:
    See all these faces? They match mine. No, boys, there won't be any war.



    Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
    And why the fuck not?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Because you and your pal are about to take a little holiday over to Unit B.



    Enrique Morales:
    What? When?



    Simon Adebisi:
    [Points to the two Black COs coming up the stairs] Oh, look. I would say now.



    Simon Adebisi:
    Hey, I'm gonna miss you. Say "hi" to Schillinger for me, huh?


    [the Latino and Sicilian Inmates are being transferred out of Em City]



    Martin Querns:
    As you can see, we have some more prisoner transfers, including trustees Pancamo and Morales. So, I'm naming Supreme Allah and Poet to replace them as trustees.


    [Black inmates start chanting]

  • [Repeated line]



    Robert Rebadow:
    God told me.

  • James Robson:
    Sorry to hear about Leroy Tidd. Or Ooga Booga. Or whatever the fuck you call him.


    [Kareem starts choking and beating Robson badly]



    James Robson:
    You fucking nigger!



    Kareem Said:
    Do you want to see the nigger in me?


    [beating intensifies]



    Kareem Said:
    Do you want to *see* the nigger in *me*?


    [continues beating Robson to a pulp]

  • [repeated line]



    Martin Querns:
    DON'T fuck with Querns!

  • Chris Keller:
    Hey, I'm gonna see you today, right?



    Sister Pete:
    Three o'clock, visiting one of your ex-wives.



    Chris Keller:
    Yeah.



    Sister Pete:
    Which one? Kitty or Angelique?



    Chris Keller:
    Bonnie, wife number 2 and number 4, she's the best.



    Sister Pete:
    Hmmm.



    Chris Keller:
    There she is, there she is.



    Sister Pete:
    Aha, a redhead.



    Chris Keller:
    No, the other one.



    Sister Pete:
    Chris she's...



    Chris Keller:
    Huge.



    Sister Pete:
    Well, did she gain some weight after the divorce?



    Chris Keller:
    No, she was that way when I married her. Both times. Bye.


    [He goes into the visitation room and starts making out with Bonnie]

  • Chris Keller:
    You saw my ex, Bonnie. When I met her she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn't know... was after I broke her heart would she still love me.


    [He pauses and lets this settle]



    Chris Keller:
    See, I'm a piece of shit. I am worthless. As bad as they come and to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad...


    [he pauses]



    Chris Keller:
    You happy now? You got me to open up and spill my guts all over your table.

  • Arnold 'Poet' Jackson:
    [after Seeing White Patches on Skin] DAMN, I might be able to get a cab now


    [homeboys laugh]

  • [repeated line]



    Agamemnon "The Mole" Busmalis:
    This is the best Miss Sally ever.

  • Murphy:
    Gentlemen, this room here is the, uh, computer room. Call me crazy, but I think when I see people in this room, they should be using computers. But you three aren't, which leads me to guess, you know, 'cause I'm such a bright fella, that you're here for a different reason. Now forgive me for being distrustful, that probably means you're up to no good.


    [Guerra and Hernandez get up to leave]



    Murphy:
    That's right, take a hike. Let's go. You too, Simon.



    Simon Adebisi:
    I am using the computer.



    Murphy:
    Ah. Well, can I give you one little small suggestion? Turn it on.

  • Nikolai Stanislofsky:
    You know what I miss more than anything about being free? Taking a bath. I hate showers. To sit and soak in a hot tub with bubbles everywhere...


    [says 'amazing' in Russian]



    Ryan O'Reily:
    I bet you even had a rubber ducky, huh Nikolai?



    Nikolai Stanislofsky:
    Rubber ducky?



    Ryan O'Reily:
    Yeah.



    Nikolai Stanislofsky:
    What is rubber ducky?



    Augustus Hill:
    A product of capitalist imperialism.

  • Augustus Hill:
    You swat at a fly, step on an ant, squash a cockroach, you don't think much of it. In fact, killing a bug gives you a sense of accomplishment. Fucking ant was ruining your picnic, cockroach was crawling through your kitchen cabinets. You put an end to their disgusting, miserable little lives and make a better world for everyone. Only, for every one you kill, more appear. Bigger, uglier, meaner than before.

  • James Robson:
    You better watch your mouth, prag.



    Franklin Winthrop:
    Hey! I'm not a prag anymore, pal! As for watching my mouth, well, you're the one with the nigger gums!


    [Robson gets dragged away by the Aryans]



    Franklin Winthrop:
    Bye Bye.

  • 98M232 Carlos Martinez:
    Hey, Brass!



    98M232 Carlos Martinez:
    You drink?



    Officer Dave Brass:
    Why, you wanna go grab a couple of beers?



    98M232 Carlos Martinez:
    How about a blood-piss-shit-puke cocktail, Motherfucker?


    [Martinez throws bowel mixture into his face]



    98M232 Carlos Martinez:
    [Brass screams, Martinez laughs and is beaten down]

  • Tobias Beecher:
    I didn't kill Shemin.



    Simon Adebisi:
    Yeah, but you fucked him, though.



    Tobias Beecher:
    Once. He was lousy.


    [Browne slams Beecher's head against a desk]



    Tobias Beecher:
    So were you, Mondo!


    [Browne slams his head again]

  • Tobias 'Toby' Beecher:
    [watching the Miss Sally show] I'd like a four way with Nooter and Pecky.

  • William Giles:
    [repeatedly] Peter... Peter Marie.

  • Kenny 'Bricks' Wangler:
    Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Happy motherfuckin' birthday...



    Simon Adebisi:
    [puts his arm around him] To Kenny...


    [blows out candle]

  • [Morales and Pancamo approach Adebisi pissed at the way the drug trade has been set up]



    Simon Adebisi:
    Hello, boys.



    Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
    We gotta talk.



    Simon Adebisi:
    So talk.



    Enrique Morales:
    What the fuck are you doing? We're your partners. You think you're gonna fuck us over and we're just gonna take it up the ass?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Morales, nobody wants your ass.



    Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
    Johnson hits me with his fucking stick, throws Zanghi in the hole. That ain't the fucking deal, Adebisi.



    Enrique Morales:
    Besides, it's been 10 days since we've seen any green. You pocketing the profits?



    Simon Adebisi:
    No, there's plenty of profits. But, there's been a change in the organization.



    Enrique Morales:
    How so?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Well, you know, we three were partners, and now we're not.



    Enrique Morales:
    What?



    Simon Adebisi:
    I don't need you boys anymore.



    Enrique Morales:
    You lookin' to start a war?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Now, if there was a war, you'd lose. Look around.


    [Adebisi points out that Em City is now overwhelmingly Black]



    Simon Adebisi:
    See all these faces? They match mine. No, boys, there won't be any war.



    Prisoner #97P468 Charles Pancamo:
    And why the fuck not?



    Simon Adebisi:
    Because you and your pal are about to take a little holiday over to Unit B.



    Enrique Morales:
    What? When?



    Simon Adebisi:
    [Points to the two Black COs coming up the stairs] Oh, look. I would say now.



    Simon Adebisi:
    Hey, I'm gonna miss you. Say "hi" to Schillinger for me, huh?


    [the Latino and Sicilian Inmates are being transferred out of Em City]



    Martin Querns:
    As you can see, we have some more prisoner transfers, including trustees Pancamo and Morales. So, I'm naming Supreme Allah and Poet to replace them as trustees.


    [Black inmates start chanting]

  • [Repeated line]



    Robert Rebadow:
    God told me.

  • James Robson:
    Sorry to hear about Leroy Tidd. Or Ooga Booga. Or whatever the fuck you call him.


    [Kareem starts choking and beating Robson badly]



    James Robson:
    You fucking nigger!



    Kareem Said:
    Do you want to see the nigger in me?


    [beating intensifies]



    Kareem Said:
    Do you want to *see* the nigger in *me*?


    [continues beating Robson to a pulp]

  • [repeated line]



    Martin Querns:
    DON'T fuck with Querns!

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