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Quotes of Movie: "NYPD Blue" [1993]
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The future keeps telling us what the past was about. You make the past mean different things by the way you use the time that comes after. You were pushing it, now you're under arrest. You're a collar, you understand that? Richard Manzak: You guys are fags, right? You're fags from some women's group. Andy: That don't make us bad people. I heard something in your voice, Andy, when you called me. Andy: I guess what you heard didn't include the words coming out of my mouth. Katie Sipowicz: I heard something and I checked my intuition, afterwards by prayer. Andy: Katie, this has gotta stop. After God tells you what to do, if I'm involved in the message, you check back with me. All right, into the cage for a while. Julio Diaz: For what? Det. Danny Sorenson: For breaking balls. You give me no cooperation, I'm gonna run you for warrants in every jurisdiction in America. Julio Diaz: Man, go out and get shot in the street. Det. Danny Sorenson: Yeah, why don't you write that up for Reader's Digest? "My Worst Day Ever So Far" by Julio. | |
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He could use God's help now. Andy: Short term he oughtta settle for getting his head out of his ass. You got a lot of morons in your family? 'Cause that could be genetic. Keep me posted. Andy: Any cases you don't want us to keep you posted on? What's the point in saying that? Lt. Arthur Fancy: OK, then, get outta my office. Romeo's a rage-a-holic, which means he's often pissed off, unlike the vast majority of us gliding along devil-may-care. What's wrong with John babysitting? Andy: He's gay, that's what's wrong with it. Det. Danny Sorenson: I mean, c'mon, Andy, how long you known him? Andy: A long time, and he's been gay every day of it. Here's some free advice: get enough self-respect so when some fool starts talking to you like a nigger, you don't go half nuts and jam yourself up needing to prove he isn't right. Officer Reggie Fancy: You got some funny ideas about self-respect. Lt. Arthur Fancy: My idea's when I hear an ass out in the field braying, I don't feel any deep need to start braying back. As it happens, the courts have upheld that a confession can be obtained by ruse or trick, so long as an innocent man wouldn't be deceived. Andy: There's a relief. A.D.A. Arnold Rosenthal: But that doesn't make me any more comfortable with what you've done. Andy: What's your name again? A.D.A. Arnold Rosenthal: Arnold Rosenthal. Andy: Yeah, well, Arnold, why don't you leave me your card, and I'll be in touch the second that your comfort becomes important to me. A.D.A. Arnold Rosenthal: I don't know what Sylvia sees in you. Andy: Dickhead. I'm not a kid anymore, Simone. If you can't be kind about the people you feel kindness towards, you're no damn good. Det. Bobby Simone: The way I look at that, Henry: if we're still drawing breath, we have a chance to do something on our shortcomings besides piss and moan. How many times you want to get hit? Ted: You know, the last time you hit me I jumped up and sat on my own testicle. [Indicating discomfort about the hidden mike taped to his crotch] This is uncomfortable. Andy: The alternative location is up your ass. Ted: Alllll right. Let me learn to live with this. I was holding that deck for someone else. Det. Danny Sorenson: Does the guy you were holding it for call you "my friend the moron"? He's the fast-talker of the partnership, while you take care of the silent, brooding chores? I've got a big problem. Lt. Tony Rodriguez: Oh, that's third floor. We're small to medium problems down here. Don't you keep a daily log or something? Bus Dispatcher: Daily log. What do I look like, Captain Kirk? I don't take that from anyone, that what-do-you-expect thumb stuff. [to Danny] You remind me of Donnie Osmond with your partner's personality. Det. Danny Sorenson: Agent Frances, I'm proud to say I've got all of Donnie's albums, including Mormon Hymns To Federal Agents Who Steal Their Weekly Paychecks. Where's a good homicide when you need one? How you been feeling, Vince? Det. Vince Gotelli: I told you. I have generalized coronary artery disease, abnormal in the thallium stress test, and now I'm having difficult urinating. Andy: Coronary system failing, urinary system failing. Now he's at the stage, you ask him how he's feeling, he tells you. You pay a toll for ongoing uncertainty. You think you're a psychiatrist? Andy: No, I'm a Polack detective, knows you get away with murder, you leave the crime scene and you go about your life. It's you, you intelligent types, you always got to provide an alternate suspect. She make any derogatory references? Lt. Arthur Fancy: She said you were old and bald. Andy: Old? Det. Danny Sorenson: Bald? | |
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