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Quotes of Movie: "Northern Exposure" [1990]

  • Chris Stevens:
    There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. Thing is, this ain't no either-or proposition. We're talking about dialectics, the good and the bad merging into us. You can run but you can't hide. My experience? Face the darkness. Stare it down. Own it. As brother Nietzsche said, being human is a complicated gig. So give that ol' dark night of the soul a hug. Howl the eternal yes!

  • Maurice Minnifield:
    Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there's not any gravity. You just kind of leave your feet and go floating around. Is that what being in love is like, Holling?

  • Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    The only consequence of all this will be, that whenever I open a nice Bordeaux, there will be the distant, distasteful memory of a nutcase who tried to kill me because I allowed her to kiss me on the cheek under false pretenses. I can live with it.

  • [Chris muses and reads from "The Tempest", Act IV]



    Chris Stevens:
    In dreams begin responsibilities, so wrote the poet. So it is perhaps. Could it be we take our dreams too lightly, those images from places unknown? Could they in fact be angels in flight, our souls aloft? You know, recent experiences have made yours truly take another pass through the metaphysical thickets. As unlikely as it may sound in this rational age, I emerged on the side of those that cannot help but put their faith in that which cannot be easily explained. Be open to your dreams people. Embrace that distant shore. Cause our mortal journey is over all too soon. "Those cloud-capped towers, the gorgeous palaces, the solemn temples. The great globe itself. Yea all which you inherit shall dissolve and like this insubstantial pageant faded. Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff as dreams are made on and our little life is rounded with asleep."

  • Chris Stevens:
    Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey is over all too soon.

  • [to Shelly]



    Brad:
    Are you in detox?

  • Chris Stevens:
    Season's Greetings, everybody, from KBHR, the heart and soul of Cicely, Alaska. This is Chris In The Morning. From where I'm sitting, I've got a great view of all the yuletide decorations going up all over town. That's right, everywhere I turn my head I see ebony birds roosting for the holidays. You know, twinkling colored lights are nice, and so are plastic Santas and reindeers and manger scenes, but I'll tell you something, friends... nothing like the sight of beautiful black-as-pitch raven to get you in the Christmas spirit.

  • Maurice Minnifield:
    I understand the suicide rate goes up dramatically around Christmastime.



    Chris Stevens:
    Yeah, well, you know, it's a stressful time of the year for most people, Maurice.



    Maurice Minnifield:
    Yeah. The thing is, you go through the rest of the year fine. You've got your friends, you've got your business, you're part of the community. And then, 'round the middle of December, if you're alone, you start to feel like an outsider.

  • Maurice Minnifield:
    You know that's the nature of a family holiday, to make a single man feel disenfranchised. You're made to feel like a hungry vagrant with your nose pressed up against a window staring at somebody else's dinner.

  • Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    I don't like it! I hate it, and I demand to leave!... Well that is because you are not the one who is supposed to spend the next 4 years of his life in this Godforsaken hole in the wall, pigsty with a bunch of dirty, psychotic rednecks!

  • Maggie:
    The odds are a thousand to one - why would you be the one in a thousand? This is ridiculous - you're not that special.

  • Chris Stevens:
    We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and beauty. They all seem to go together like one little tidy confusing package. It's a messy business, life. It's hard to figure - full of surprises. Some good. Some bad.

  • Pete Gilliam:
    So what we've decided to do is set you up in Cicely, situated in an area that we Alaskans refer to as The Alaskan Riviera.

  • Maurice Minnifield:
    This is Cicely. She and Roslyn founded the town 97 years ago. Rumor and innuendo notwithstanding, they were just good friends.

  • Chris Stevens:
    They say dreams are the windows of the soul - take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.

  • [Joel on chess]



    Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    This is considered a spectator sport? I've had more fun watching slush melt.

  • Chris Stevens:
    Today, a belated apology to the much maligned Chicken Little. It turns out you were right - the sky is falling. The National Space Administration informs us that Uncle Sam's Com-Sat 4 satellite is in a rapidly decaying orbit. That's their way of saying a ton of angry space trash is heading back home at fifteen thousand miles an hour. What does that make me think of? Makes me think of a triceratops, innocently munching a palm frond when out of the sky, whammo, a meteor sucker punches old mother Earth. Next thing you know, that triceratops, along with a hundred and seventy-five million years of dinosaur evolution, is nothing but history. To that unsung triceratops and all its kin, here's a song for you...

  • [to Jules, on changing identites for a day]



    Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    I'm very happy with myself. I have no need to go slumming in your persona.

  • Maurice Minnifield:
    As far as I'm concerned, after 100 years, carrion becomes memorabilia.

  • Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    Yesterday he was a beauty. Today he's a dead animal in the back of a truck.

  • Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    This guy couldn't tell the difference between a migraine and a subdural hematoma!


    [Joel reads about a classmate in posh circumstances]

  • Chris Stevens:
    People notice things about their significant other they don't like all the time - the way they chew their food or clip their toenails - it's a necessary part of a real relationship. Personally, I'm not into that, but lot's of folks seem to get over the hump and keep fueling the domestic fires. On the other hand, for me, when I begin to see flaws, chinks in the romantic armor, it's a foreshadowing - a sure sign, you know, that love's about to skip out the back door. Adios. Finito, benito.

  • Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    I have ZERO desire to go native.

  • [Chris on the demolition of a store]

  • Bernard Stevens:
    Excuse me.



    Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    Yeah.



    Bernard Stevens:
    Where am I?



    Dr. Joel Fleischman:
    You know, I've been asking myself that same question since I got here. I finally figured out we are somewhere between the end of the line and the middle of nowhere.



    Bernard Stevens:
    Oh. Where is that on the map?

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