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Quotes of Movie: "Newhart" [1982]

  • Larry:
    I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.

  • George Utley:
    Hi, I'm George. This is Larry's brother Darryl, and this is Larry's other brother Darryl.

  • George Utley:
    Dick, I cleared out that obstruction in the chimney.



    Dick Loudon:
    Thanks George. What was it?



    George Utley:
    I don't know but when I woke it up, it ran away.

  • [Holding back tears]



    Stephanie Vanderkellen:
    I discovered I like bowling.


    [She starts crying]

  • Arthur Vanderkellen:
    I can't help it, I like that boy.

  • Dr. Robert Hartley:
    [final lines, Dick wakes up as Bob from "The Bob Newhart Show"] I just had had the strangest dream. I just dreamt that I was married to a beautiful blonde and we owned an inn that was going to be turned into a golf club.



    Emily Hartley:
    [wakes up, turns the light on] That's it, no more shrimp before bed.


    [turns light off]



    Emily Hartley:
    [turns light back on, jealous] Beautiful blonde?

  • Dick Loudon:
    [During Founders' Day, Dick has been placed in the stocks] My nose itches.


    [calling out]



    Dick Loudon:
    Anybody! Stratch my nose! Anybody! OK, 5 bucks! Anybody, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!



    Larry:
    Okay.


    [Hands Dick $5 and scratches his nose]



    Dick Loudon:
    Okay, anybody else, scratch my nose for 5 bucks!

  • Dick Loudon:
    Ick.



    Joanna Loudon:
    And what would you say if you weren't a college graduate?

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