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Quotes of Movie: "Mysteriet på Greveholm" [1996
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There's a natural explanation for everything. Yadda yadda, blah blah blah. I can't keep track of *all* details here. Just get it done! [about MÃ¥ns' scooter] Have you ever gone faster than this? Måns, paperboy: Yeah, once. But the wind was in my back, and I had to take a leak. Måns, paperboy: Ghoooooooosts! | |
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Astrid Olsson: Oh, my God, that's horrible. Leif, does home insurance cover this? Leif Olsson: [calmly] We're not at home now. [showing his palm, which is transparent] Look, Lillan. Do you know what this is? Lillan Olsson: 'Course I do. It's ectoplasm. It's ghost mucus. The Count wanted the Princess to marry him, but she said that he wasn't her type, and disagreed. Ivar Olsson: [sarcastically] The Interest Club takes a note. Ivar Olsson: [commenting on the TV] Now it's good... now it's bad... now it's good... now it's bad... [carrying the parabole on his head] I'll be on the roof, kids. You keep things under control down here, right? Ivar Olsson: [saluting] Yes, Mr. Chantarelle! But what if the Count makes a ghost out of you too, like he did with Jean and Staffan? Ivar Olsson: It's a risk I have to take. [about a ghost she just saw] It was like I could see through it... like a cheese with holes in it. Leif Olsson: [annoyed] Yesterday, it was an armor. Today, a cheese with holes. What's it gonna be tomorrow? A toothbrush that smokes the peace pipe or a baboon that does the tango? This is just like that Roxette video! [after kissing MÃ¥ns] Ew! You're tongue is all gluey! Måns, paperboy: [lisping] Uh, yeah, that'th what happenth when you lick two thouthand thtampth. [about Dioda] How come she can't talk? Lillan Olsson: Well, she's been locked away for a long time, maybe she just forgot how to speak. Ivar Olsson: Yeah, I forget my English vocabulary in a week! [thinking] I have to talk to her. But what am I going to say? "Hi, handsome, you wanna hang out and play video games." No, not that! "What's a princess like you doing in a castle like this?" No, that's not good either! I know! "Do you want to come with me and read The Phantom?" No, no, no! Why does she have to be able to read my mind? Hey, wait! If I wear the saucepan over my head, she can't hear my thoughts! That's good. [puts saucepan on his head] Ivar Olsson: [Princess Dioda walks in] Princess Dioda: Hi, Ivar. Why do you have that saucepan on your head? Ivar Olsson: [removes the saucepan and thinks to Dioda] Princess Dioda: What? ..."The Phantom", what's that? Ivar Olsson: Noo! That wasn't what I was supposed to think! Princess Dioda: What? Ivar Olsson: I was thinking I was going to think what I didn't think. So the thought that I thought was not the thought I was thinking about! Princess Dioda: Ivar... I have ears, too. [thinking] She's so good-looking! Princess Dioda: You look pretty good, too, Ivar. Ivar Olsson: [thinking] Huh! She can read my mind! This is so embarrassing! I'm sorry about this, you've all been very nice to me. But I have to go home now. To the Milky Way. Leif Olsson: [solemnly] Yeah. What a pity we won't get to see any more of you. | |
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