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Quotes of Movie: "My Parents Are Aliens" [1999]

  • Mel Barker:
    Well, I got homework in maths, further maths and advanced further maths.

  • Josh Barker:
    There's no one else I like. Just Tania... And I like her a lot.

  • Brian Johnson:
    But I'm closer to me than anyone. We're practically inseparable.

  • Josh Barker:
    Sometimes, Brian, it's like I'm talking to myself.



    Brian Johnson:
    Yeah, I get that! Mostly when I'm on my own...

  • Josh Barker:
    All this time he could have turned me in, but he hasn't.



    Brian Johnson:
    Yeah, what an idiot!

  • Sophie-morphed-as-Mel:
    Sometimes people call me Sophie. Not often.



    Psychiatrist:
    I see. And who is it who calls you by this other name?



    Sophie-morphed-as-Mel:
    No one.

  • Psychiatrist:
    Where were you originally from?



    Sophie-morphed-as-Mel:
    Nowhere. I-I mean, Earth.

  • Pete Walker:
    So tomorrow's the big date.


    [leaves]



    Mel Barker:
    Date?



    Josh Barker:
    Fight.



    Mel Barker:
    Pete wants to fight?



    Josh Barker:
    With me. Pete wants to fight with me. He said it to me.



    Mel Barker:
    But he was looking at me.



    Josh Barker:
    He's got a squint.

  • Brian Johnson:
    I want to sing. I want to dance. I want to fiddle on the roof.

  • Brian Johnson:
    Who mentioned the Head? I'm going straight to Santa! You'll be in SO much trouble!

  • Brian Johnson:
    Everyone should have something people can remember them by, a neon sign is one of them.

  • Josh Barker:
    [to a girl he just asked out] Don't forget to ring your blips!

  • Pete Walker:
    [to Josh about Tania] You need an entire asteroid to hit earth and wipe out the entire human race. And after that, maybe... just maybe she'd like you.

  • Brian Johnson:
    Cupid hath pierthed their hearths with hith arrowth.



    Sophie Johnson:
    Thorry?

  • Wendy Richardson:
    [about Justin Timberlake] Entertaining - if you have the intellect of a cauliflower.

  • Brian Johnson:
    Freaking nutcase!

  • Sophie Johnson:
    [reading about Valentine's Day on the Galactic Guidebook] ... celebrating something called... romance.



    Brian Johnson:
    So it's a day of gladiatorial combat?



    Lucy Barker:
    Romance, not Romans!

  • Brian Johnson:
    [reading the book's spine] Shakespeare, by Romeo and Juliet.

  • Mr. Whiteside:
    I imagine you know why you're here.



    Pete Walker:
    [sadly] Yes, sir.



    Josh Barker:
    [stamps on Pete's foot] No, sir. He meant no, sir.

  • Sophie Johnson:
    [her desired wedding ring] Something with gold and diamonds.



    Brian Johnson:
    [off-handedly] Yeah, something like that.



    Sophie Johnson:
    No, something *with* gold and diamonds.

  • Brian Johnson:
    [flipping a coin] Two of hearts!

  • Trent Clements:
    I wouldn't say I made any of this. I'd say I merely invited a range of fabulous ingredients to have a party in your taste buds at gas mark delicious.

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