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Quotes of Movie: "My Life as a Teenage Robot" [2003]

  • Mrs. Wakeman:
    Earrings? I designed a state-of-the-art, crime-fighting robot, not some simple mannequin to hang with googols and gimcrackery!

  • Mrs. Wakeman:
    [dressed as a ninja] Uhh! How do those young Asian men breathe in those things?

  • Jenny:
    I can't breathe!



    Mrs. Wakeman:
    You don't breathe, dear.

  • Jenny:
    I'll never join the Cluster!

  • Jenny:
    After all the bad stuff I said...



    XJ8:
    That's what sisters are for.



    XJ6:
    Oil is thicker than water.



    XJ4:
    But so much harder to get out of a carpet.



    XJ5:
    A few harsh words aren't going to break up the XJs.

  • Mad Hammer Brother #2:
    I still can't see why we can't blow up the roller rink.



    Mad Hammer Brother #1:
    Because everyone's here, Spaz.



    Mad Hammer Brother #2:
    You're the Spaz.



    Mad Hammer Brother #1:
    No, you are.



    Mad Hammer Brother #2:
    You stink like a monkey butt.



    Mad Hammer Brother #1:
    *You* stink like an elephant butt.



    Mad Hammer Brother #2:
    *You* stink like a Spaz butt.



    Jenny:
    I hate to "Butt" in, but I think it's time for this to end.



    Mad Hammer Brothers:
    You're too late, Spazbot!

  • Brad:
    How am I supposed to LEARN if I'm not PERMITTED to? But try explaining that to my dad.

  • [Brad is at the wheel of a UFO]



    Tuck:
    What are you doing? You could get us killed, or vaporized, or grounded!


    [the UFO takes off]



    Tuck:
    Or get us UNgrounded.

  • Teacher:
    Class, this is neither the time or the place. Please wait until after class to ridicule Jenny about her boyfriend.

  • Jenny:
    2.75 seconds into the new school year, and I'm already a laughingstock.

  • Male Receptionist:
    Oh, boy. Where to begin... where to begin? First of all, fatty, I'm not bowing down to anyone. Second of all, unless you're here for a supermodel audition you're not seeing anyone's master. Third of all, shoo.

  • [about Jenny's goofy eyes]



    Mrs. Wakeman:
    I don't think you look dweeb I think you look very p-hat!



    Jenny:
    It's pronounced "fat" mother.

  • Brad:
    Hey... what're you doing?



    Jenny:
    [slamming her stomach container shut] Nothing!



    Brad:
    No, I mean you're pigtails. They're... freakin' out.

  • Brad:
    There is NOTHING wrong with a boy wearing cover-up.

  • Jenny:
    Sheldon, will you turn the nob on my back, please?



    Sheldon Lee:
    YES!

  • Sheldon Lee:
    Jenny, my love!

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