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Quotes of Movie: "Muppet Babies" [1984]
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Kermit: Sheesh. Meep, meep meep meep. Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next episode. This looks like a joke I once told. Rowlf: You can't see a joke, Fozzie. Fozzie: You can once you get hit with tomatoes. We love working in salt mines, right guys? All: Gonzo. Fozzie: Yeah we don't even mind pepper. All: Fozzie. | |
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That book is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Fozzie: Gee, a story about an under water bowling team? Maybe my brain isn't working right. Rowlf: Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo. Gonzo: Oh yeah, I forgot. Hey, did you guys see what I heard? We gotta take five. Fozzie: Five? Why can't we all go? [Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo] These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers. Piggy: You can say that again. Fozzie: Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro... Piggy: Don't push it, Fozzie. Go bye bye. They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, ya know. Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have? Fozzie: He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka. If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall. Fozzie: Okay, hey wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka. What's the difference between an orange? Nanny: Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke. Fozzie: It *is* finished. *That's* the joke. [singing] Frog in the swamp, where mosquitoes and fireflies roam, Where if you're rod toed, you stay out of the road, Cause the cars that go by, they don't honk. Piggy Pardon: I don't quite know how to tell you this, Kermit, but on a scale of one to ten, that song was MINUS TWELVE. IT'S HORRIBLE. AAAAAHHHHHH. Oh Kermit. You saved me and my millions. How can I ever repay you? Kermit: Um, well about two bucks for gas oughta cover it. Piggy: WHAT? Kermit: On second thought, let's just call it even, keep the money. What happened Fozzie? Fozzie: Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny. Skeeter: Boy, we'll never see him again. Fozzie: Yeah... Huh? Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke? Rowlf: No thanks, Fozzie. Fozzie: Okay here it goes: what food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *see* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka. This is one of the worst peanut butter and traffic jams I've ever seen. Get it? Peanut butter, traffic jam? All: We got it. I never asked to be an uncle. Skeeter: No one asks to be an uncle. Your big sister has babies, that makes you their aunt or uncle and them your niece or nephew. Kermit: Oh, well that's different. We all have a lullaby. Kermit: I think you mean alibi. Fozzie: That's what I said, lullaby. Awww, she called me a nerd. Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams. Weird is my middle name. This is really weird. Gonzo: Yeah, isn't it great? We don't serve comedians here. Fozzie: Good, 'cause I don't wanna eat one. | |
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