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Quotes of Movie: "Mork & Mindy" [1978]
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Mork: Nanu-Nanu! Mork: Shazbut K.O. [Mork's emotions are out of control. His solution is to introduce them to Mindy's emotions] OK guys, come on over here [mimes football huddle] Mork: Right! [leaps back over to Mindy] Mindy McConnell: Well? Mork: I've got mixed emotions. | |
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Mindy McConnell: Ah, your foot's ringing. I'll get it. [bends down and pushes button on watch, pulls out small piece of paper under watch strap] Mindy McConnell: What's this piece of paper? Mork: Must be a footnote. [Mork has taken a job working in a health food shop] My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest? Mork: Eat your car keys. [Seeing Holly for the first time] She sure is a doll. Mork: An android maybe, but not a doll. Eugene: No, that's not what I meant. A cute chick, a fox. Real hot stuff. Mork: Ohh, a fox. [makes noise like barking hound] [Mork places his hand on Holly's forehead] Why are you doing that? Mork: Well, Eugene said you were hot stuff, you're actually only 98.4. If Holly liked him so much, how come she punched him and told him he was weird. Mindy McConnell: Boys and girls often punch or push or hit each other as a sign of affection. Mork: Punching and pushing and calling someone names means you like them? Mindy McConnell: Yeah, it can. Mork: Then the cowboys and Indians are lovers? [Eugene has just said that he needs to tell him something important] Well, come on, I'm waiting here with a worm on my tongue. Eugene: Huh? Mork: Baited breath. You know I'd like to thank you for the time and trouble in bringing this to my attention. Before you go, I would like to present you with one of my souvenir pens. Mork: Look, if I wanted a pen and coffee I'd have mugged a waitress. You know what, I don't need any more pens. Look at this. [Mork pulls a handful of pens out of his jacket pocket] Mork: And look at that, it's a Ronald Reagan pen, it's got no point Mork, why are you building a tower of Cheerios? Mork: Because it's hard to stack oatmeal. [Mork and Mindy are trapped in a giant birdcage facing certain death] Mork, I have something to confess to you. When you were out one day, I...I...I put on your spacesuit. Mork: [shocked] The helmet, too? Mindy McConnell: Boots and all! Mork: [after Mork has had a chance to absorb this revelation] Well, Mindy, I have something to confess to you. [Mindy grows more and more shocked as she connects the dots] [Mork has proposed, and after chatting with Fred and Cora, she decides to not marry Mork] I guess what I'm really trying to say is... I can't marry you Mork: Mind', That's a joke right, like the volunteer army? Ha ha haÂ… R R R!... R R Rrrr. Stand up straight, Mork. Mork: Ma'am. Miss Geezba: And don't forget that book report. Mork: Yeah.. yes, ma'am. I'm doing it on the wit and wisdom of Richard Nixon. It'll be a one-page essay. [Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back] All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't." Mork: Oh, no, please don't... oh... Exidor: [Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head] Too late. Cora Hudson: That man is an absolute raving lunatic. Exidor: Madam, you flatter me. [excited] Wait a minute, I've got to show you something. I've already picked out my bumper sticker. [runs into bedroom and returns with a whole car bumper] Todd Norman Taylor aka TNT: [reading the sticker] "Aliens make better lovers". Mork: And look at this one here. "Horn if you're a honky". [seeing that the apartment has been filled with expensive toys] Mammy, the tooth fairy *has* been keeping up with inflation. Mindy McConnell: [sarcastic] Gee, I wonder who could be behind all this. Mork: [Mork jumps out of a huge box in the middle of the room] Surprise! Mindy McConnell: No, not really. [referring to the Exidor Boutique, in which Mork invested all of their savings] Come on, Mind, Exidor *knows* what he's doing. Exidor: [storming out of the dressing room, talking to his imaginary friend] What do you mean the mannequins want a coffee break? They just had one ten minutes ago and all they did was dribble. Exidor: [to Mork] Partner. Glad to see you brought the little woman. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back now, and don't call me the little woman. Mork: What she's trying to say is, Exidor, we've had a change of heart, you know like when Annie Richards wanted to change dressing rooms. Exidor: I've only been open two hours. Even Evita didn't pay off its backers that fast. Mindy McConnell: We want our money back. Exidor: Look, business is a little slow but we're gonna have our two-for-one sale. Buy two, get one. Who could resist that? Mindy McConnell: That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Exidor: Listen, Perky, are you insinuating I'm some kind of crack-pot? Well, that's what they said about David Rockefeller. Mindy McConnell: Nobody ever said that about David Rockefeller. Exidor: *I* did... [suddenly looks the other way] Exidor: Pepe, pepe. You call yourself a tailor? Just lengthen the sleeve don't clip his nails [Exidor storms off with "Pepe"] [in a jail cell with Mindy] Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter. Mindy McConnell: You're kidding! Louise Bailey: No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, *there* was a policeman writing me a ticket. Mindy McConnell: I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket. Louise Bailey: Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out. Mindy McConnell: Who's Walter? Louise Bailey: My husband. Mindy McConnell: What was he doing in the trunk? Louise Bailey: Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years. Mindy McConnell: [Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell] Well, you look well rested. Louise Bailey: You don't snore, do you, dear? | |
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