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Quotes of Movie: "Monarch of the Glen" [2000]
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And he agrees I don't belong here. Reckons I should move to Glasgow, find myself. Lexie: What if you're not there when you get there? Check that bread out, Paul, local supplier wants to start again. Paul Bowman-MacDonald: [Paul attempts to cut the burnt, hard, black bread] We used to drive tanks made out of this! Ewan Brodie: Makes sense to buy from a local! [Paul chucks the bread in the bin] I'm being held against my will! It's the front of my human rights! Paul Bowman-MacDonald: I think you'll find you sacrificed those when you got in the Guinness World Book of Records for the most driving offences ever! December 23rd of that year, exceeding speed limit at 82 miles per hour in Park Lane, London. Donald Ulyses MacDonald: One should not be late for luncheon at the palace! PC Callum McIntyre: The following day, Christmas Eve, ignoring police traffic signs relating to a one-way street. Donald Ulyses MacDonald: I was only going one way dammit! PC Callum McIntyre: Which brings us onto 1981. January 1st, Prince's Street, Edinburgh. Driving in excess of the legal speed limit whilst playing the bagpipes! Donald Ulyses MacDonald: It was Hogmanay! | |
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I do have a way with the ladies, Lexie! It's my burden! Listen, mush! I can boogie with the best, dance 'til dawn and drink 'til doomsday! So don't give me this old routine! Or I shall give you an injury from which you may never recover! [referring to Molly's 60th birthday party] I will help in any capacity. Perhaps I could help with the car parking? Paul Bowman-MacDonald: Great idea, Uncle! And we can put King Herod in charge of the creche! Amanda. You're here early. Amanda MacLeish: Actually I never left. Lexie MacDonald: Shouldn't you be away executing somebody? Amanda MacLeish: I'll go polish my axe! Didn't you know? Amanda is married to a businessman twice her age who spends most of his time in the South of France. Do you have a problem with me being here? Lexie MacDonald: No. Amanda MacLeish: Good. Lexie MacDonald: But I think your husband might. You want a homely little life with a homely little wife... you don't want me at all, you want someone like... Lexie. Why do they all have to leave me? First my dad, and then Archie, and then my Dad again... Paul Bowman: Archie didn't run off, Lexie. Lexie MacDonald: But then where is he? Why hasn't he even phoned me? Why hasn't he called? Paul Bowman: I don't know. I don't know what he's chasing after when he's got you here. All my life I've been looking for a home and now I've found Glenbogle. I'm not going anywhere. I'd never leave you [stops himself] Paul Bowman: I'd never leave this place. What if you weren't married to Archie? Have dinner with me and I'll show you the figures. I'm more of a Highlander than you'll ever be, Mr. Bowman. You don't know what it is to let your hair down, do you? Paul Bowman: Don't I? Isobel Anderson: Well, when was the last time you went for something you really wanted and not something you had to? [Paul kisses Isobel] Paul Bowman: I'd better go... Never had you down as a team player, Isobel. Isobel Anderson: I could be, with the right person. [Paul passes Isobel a flask, their fingers touch] Paul Bowman: And who might that be? Isobel Anderson: I once thought you and I, maybe. Bit late for that now, I suppose. [Lucy walks in and interrupts them] You gave Donald the questions? Why? Lucy Ford: Because I didn't want you to be laird. I thought that if you weren't, we'd have a chance... er, it's complicated. Paul Bowman: Not for me, it wasn't. You knew what this meant to me, Lucy. Lucy Ford: I did it because I love you, and I wanted us to be together. And I knew that if you loved me, I could tell you and you'd forgive me. Paul Bowman: I'm not sure I can forgive you. Lucy Ford: 'Cos you don't love me, do you? Paul Bowman: Lucy, I wanted to. It's just... Lucy Ford: It's just Isobel, isn't it? It's always been Isobel. Paul Bowman: I'm really sorry. Lucy Ford: So am I. So, that's us quits then. [Paul sees Isobel running past the marquee] She told me she was busy! Chester Grant: She is busy. Playing you like a big old fish. In a kilt! Take it from me, son, that girl's not good for you. Paul Bowman-MacDonald: You know how it is, Chester. If a thing's worth having, it's worth chasing. [Paul sets off to run after Isobel] Oh, Hector, you couldn't slap anyone down. Even if you were holding a large wet haddock in each hand. Archie MacDonald, you are maddening! Kilwillie, I was once told that when you were a tubby little tuckedy, you used to cheat at conkers. I didn't believe it. Until now. | |
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