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Quotes of Movie: "Moesha" [1996]
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Dorian, you can keep begging until Lil' Kim comes out with a gospel album. It ain't gonna happen. Niecy, your village called, and they miss their idiot. Aren't you having a good time? David: Yeah, but if we go to my house, we can have a GREAT time. Know what I'm sayin'? Moesha: [puzzled look] No. David: I'm talkin' about gratitude, girl! Shoot, I paid twenty dollars for those tickets! Moesha: [jaw drops] David: Hey, don't act like you never been on a date before! Moesha: David, what happened? I thought you were nice. David: Why have nice... when you can have NASTY? I'm good, baby. Check my references. Pick up the phone, dial randomly, and if a woman answers the phone, ask her about me. David, you handled him really well! Have you ever thought about doing stand-up? David: I AM standing up. | |
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Kim: Well actually, I kinda like what Taylor did for the fashion section. She put my picture on the front page. Niecy: Yeah, as a "fashion don't". Kim: Girl, nobody ever *reads* the paper. Hakeem: Boom! Kim: What happened, Mo, did you forget where you live? Y'all are dysfun... Y'all are dysfun... Y'all can't get along. Kim: It's just baby fat. Taylor: No, it's just fat, baby. Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin. Moesha: No, but I didn't know you were a ho! My name is Moesha Mitchell. Morris Day: Oh, Lawd, another "Esha" baby. [gathering pennies] Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills? Andell Wilkerson: No, Broke-ahontas. I wanna get my knowledge on, you know, like that commercial say, "A mind is a terrible thing." Mo, we have looked everywhere: the arcade, the Magic Johnson theater, Mickey D's playland, the swap meet... Kim: Yeah, and I got 10 scrunchies for a dollar! Moesha: Kim, my brother is missing and you're shopping? Kim: Well, if we can't find him we can use them as armbands. I'm not getting any younger, your father and I are very much in love and we want to have a baby. Moesha: But you already got us. Dee Mitchell: And you're such a joy we want one more. I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her. Calm down. Frank Mitchell: Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary! Cop: Then I need a raise. Baby? After all the free advice I been slinging around here? Moesha: Not me, Andell, my parents. Andell Wilkerson: Whew, girl, I thought I was gonna have to regulate. I'm watching my figure. Myles: Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it. You know I can dance like Janet. Niecy: Yup - Reno. [about Channing] That brotha's a teacher? Dang, who's head of the English department? Foxy Brown? [shouts] Hello, Myles. How are you doing? Niecy: Kim, you don't have to shout. He's not deaf. He's just a little touched. Hakeem: He's not touched! He just likes to get high. I'm going to ask Jennifer Lopez on a date. Moesha: Oh, so you just beggin' to get tackled by security, huh? Hakeem: When she sees me, she'll take care of security. Moesha: Yup, I can hear her now - "Get him!" You see, we got into a bidding war for the dealership. Dee Mitchell: Are we talking desert storm or Star Wars? [Frank has spent $75,000 on the dealership] Looks like it's back to picking lemons. Moesha: Lemons? You better make that cotton. | |
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