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Quotes of Movie: "Mister Ed" [1961]
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What do you say we go out riding and pick up a couple of fillies? Wilbur Post: I'm not a horse, remember? Mister Ed: Too bad, we could have a ball double dating. You should never have told me horses sleep standing up, it gave me a mental block. Wilbur Post: Oh no. Mister Ed: If you had a dog, you'd let him sleep in the house. Wilbur Post: A dog is different. A dog is a household pet. Mister Ed: Then call me "Rover" and wake me at eight. Mister Ed: Holler, but don't hit. | |
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Don't yell at me, Wilbur, I'm not your wife. I love Christmas. Wilbur is so full of the spirit of giving, and I'm so full of the spirit of receiving. Mister Ed: Hello, I'm Mr. Ed. Oh Wilbur! I want to play with my set! [after Ed finds a straw hat] What are you going to do with a straw hat? Mister Ed: I'll wear it till it goes out of style. Then I'll eat it! [impatiently] Let's Go Wilbur! Wilbur Post: Go? You're on the bottom! Mister Ed: Sorry! I forgot! Stop gabbin' and get me some oats! [after Mister Ed makes a great shot in a ring toss game] Good throw, Ed! I bet you're also good at pitching horseshoes! Mister Ed: No, Wilbur, I don't play horseshoes. Wilbur Post: Really? Why not? Mister Ed: Because Mom always taught us kids not to throw our clothes around! Ed, you have run away for the last time! I'm going to lock you in your stall. Mister Ed: Don't do that Wilbur! I suffer from claustrophobia! Wilbur Post: Claustrophobia? You mean you have a fear of confined spaces? Mister Ed: Sure, it runs in the family. I even get nervous when I put my nose in a small feedbag. I've been meaning to ask you, Ed. Just how do horses sleep standing up? Mister Ed: [Shocked] We Do? Wilbur Post: Didn't you know? Mister Ed: How can I? When I'm asleep my eyes are closed! | |
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