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Quotes of Movie: "Mission Hill" [1999]

  • Andy French:
    Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.



    Kevin French:
    Can you buy something here for me? I want to have something to drink at the party.



    Andy French:
    Sure.


    [Kevin grabs a bottle]



    Andy French:
    That's hair gel.


    [grabs another]



    Andy French:
    That's shampoo.


    [grabs another]



    Andy French:
    That's mouthwash.

  • [Andy is eating cereal]



    Kevin French:
    How can I think with that awful racket blaring from your mouth? It sounds like a gorilla eating a log cabin!

  • Kevin French:
    I hope you're not like this during the parent/teacher interviews.



    Andy French:
    Hello! Andy French. Couldn't care less about your future.



    Kevin French:
    Mom and Dad said you have to do everything that they do.



    Andy French:
    You don't live with Mom and Dad any more. I paid the electricity bill and I don't get a present.


    [lights begin to flicker on and off]

  • Kevin French:
    Mom and Dad would like to talk to you.



    Andy French:
    Hi, Mom!



    Mrs. French:
    Andy. What's this I hear about you emotionally abusing Kevin?

  • Andy French:
    Mom! I can't go changing my life just because Kevin is here. I have plans.



    Kevin French:
    Mom! Andy's sitting on the couch drinking with Jim.



    Jim Kuback:
    Hi, Mrs. F.

  • Kevin French:
    [while drinking] History is full of great homos. Oscar Wilde was a homo. Alexander the Great was a homo. You know who else is a great homo? You are, you big homo!



    Gus:
    [Grabs Kevin's collar] That is a mean and hurtful term. Please stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you.

  • Andy French:
    And don't think we forgot about you, Stogie!


    [dumps contents of can with Cyrillic writing into food dish]



    Kevin French:
    Andy, are you sure this is dog food?



    Andy French:
    Well, it has a picture of a dog on it.


    [Stogie sniffs food and backs away, whimpering]

  • Kevin French:
    Andy, you did it. You won back your self-respect.



    Andy French:
    Which will last until tomorrow morning when I'm begging Ron for my job back.

  • Andy French:
    Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.



    Kevin French:
    Can you buy something here for me? I want to have something to drink at the party.



    Andy French:
    Sure.


    [Kevin grabs a bottle]



    Andy French:
    That's hair gel.


    [grabs another]



    Andy French:
    That's shampoo.


    [grabs another]



    Andy French:
    That's mouthwash.

  • [Andy is eating cereal]



    Kevin French:
    How can I think with that awful racket blaring from your mouth? It sounds like a gorilla eating a log cabin!

  • Kevin French:
    I hope you're not like this during the parent/teacher interviews.



    Andy French:
    Hello! Andy French. Couldn't care less about your future.



    Kevin French:
    Mom and Dad said you have to do everything that they do.



    Andy French:
    You don't live with Mom and Dad any more. I paid the electricity bill and I don't get a present.


    [lights begin to flicker on and off]

  • Kevin French:
    Mom and Dad would like to talk to you.



    Andy French:
    Hi, Mom!



    Mrs. French:
    Andy. What's this I hear about you emotionally abusing Kevin?

  • Andy French:
    Mom! I can't go changing my life just because Kevin is here. I have plans.



    Kevin French:
    Mom! Andy's sitting on the couch drinking with Jim.



    Jim Kuback:
    Hi, Mrs. F.

  • Kevin French:
    [while drinking] History is full of great homos. Oscar Wilde was a homo. Alexander the Great was a homo. You know who else is a great homo? You are, you big homo!



    Gus:
    [Grabs Kevin's collar] That is a mean and hurtful term. Please stop using it, or I will be forced to clobber you.

  • Andy French:
    And don't think we forgot about you, Stogie!


    [dumps contents of can with Cyrillic writing into food dish]



    Kevin French:
    Andy, are you sure this is dog food?



    Andy French:
    Well, it has a picture of a dog on it.


    [Stogie sniffs food and backs away, whimpering]

  • Kevin French:
    Andy, you did it. You won back your self-respect.



    Andy French:
    Which will last until tomorrow morning when I'm begging Ron for my job back.

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