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Quotes of Movie: "Mind Your Language" [1977]
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[asking Mr. Brown questions from a sheet] Sex? Jeremy Brown: Occasionally. How about a toast for Ali and Su-Lee? Giovanni Capello: No, sorry, we have no toast, only biscuits. Jeremy Brown: No, I mean a toast for Ali and Su-Lee. Giovanni Capello: We have no toast for them, either! [puts cow bell around Miss Courtney] In India, you'd be sacred! Where do you go to cash a check? Ranjeet Singh: In Czechoslovakia! | |
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Now, although most sports are international, there are some sports that are native to different countries. For example, the national sport of France is... Danielle Favre: Football! Jeremy Brown: Correct! And the national sport for Italy is... Giovanni Capello: Girls! Jeremy Brown: That's not a sport! Giovanni Capello: Maybe not, but it's more popular than football! If at first, you are not succeeding, try try! Jeremy Brown: [corrects Ranjeet] Again. Ranjeet Singh: If at first, you are... What is your name? Juan Cervantes: Por favor? Police Sergeant: How do you spell that? Jeremy Brown: That's not his name! Police Sergeant: Oh, giving me a fake name, are we? Juan Cervantes: Por favor? Police Sergeant: I'll come back to you, Mr. Por Favor, or whatever you name is! Oh dearie me! Jeremy Brown: You can say that again! Ali Nadim: Oh dearie me! [points to a book with a pencil] What is this? Ranjeet Singh: Pencil! Can anybody tell me who said "To Be or Not To Be"? Chung Su-Lee: Chairman Mao! Miss Courtney: This may come as a shock to you, but there are people who've written things besides Chairman Mao. Chung Su-Lee: Chairman Mao lite evelything! Miss Courtney: Well, he certainly didn't lite... *write* "To Be or Not To Be"! Su-Lee, spell "Democracy" Chung Su-Lee: C-H-I-N-A. Jeremy Brown: And I suppose if I asked you to spell "Dictatorship", you would have spelt "England"? Chung Su-Lee: Or "America"! I very much like teacher. Danielle Favre: You will not make the eyes on Mr. Brown! Ingrid Svenson: If I want to, I will! Danielle Favre: Mr. Brown does not care for the blonde ladies! Ingrid Svenson: Swedish women are the beautifulest! Danielle Favre: [scoffs] The problem with Swedish women is that are they too big in the bosom! Ingrid Svenson: The French are too big in the mouth! Excuse me please, may I borrow 10p? Ali Nadim: Yes, okay! Ranjeet Singh: Thousand thank yous! Ali Nadim: However, I am making one condition. Ranjeet Singh: What's that? Ali Nadim: You must say, "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons"! Ranjeet Singh: If I say that, will you lend me 10p? Ali Nadim: If you are saying that, I will GIVE you 10p! Ranjeet Singh: Very well! All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons! Ali Nadim: [gives Ranjeet 10p] Jolly good! Ranjeet Singh: There is just one thing. Ali Nadim: What's that? Ranjeet Singh: All Sikhs are VERY BIG LIARS! [Mr. Brown has been dismissed by Miss Courtney and the students don't understand] To coin a phrase, I've been given the bullet. Giovanni Capello: Santa Maria! She try to shoot you? [Sid is drunk] You reek of drink! Sid: Sorry? Miss Courtney: Drink! Sid: If you insist! Juan, explain what is wrong with the following sentence: "The cows was in the field" Juan Cervantes: The cows... was NOT in the field. Jeremy Brown: No, Juan, the correct sentence is "The cows were in the field"! Juan Cervantes: I didn't see them! Ali Nadim: Jolly good! [Mr Brown is talking to the class about everyday things they should know how to say and do] Ali, where would you go to get some aspirin? Ali Nadim: The Tandoori Takeaway. Jeremy Brown: What? Ali Nadim: My jolly good friend who works there always has plenty aspirin. Jeremy Brown: No, where would you *buy* aspirin? Ali Nadim: Why would I be buying aspirin, when I can get it from my jolly good friend for free? Jeremy Brown: All right, where would you go if the Tandoori Takeaway was closed? Ali Nadim: Oh, blimey! The Taj Mahal Curryhouse Jamila Ranjha: White Chemist! Jeremy Brown: [Ali leaves his seat and begins to walk out of the classroom] Where are you going? Ali Nadim: To buy aspirin. Jeremy Brown: I thought you said you didn't have a headache? Ali Nadim: Oh blimey! I do now! Juan Cervantes: Por favor Taro Nagazumi: Aso! Take Danielle, for instance. Giovanni Capello: I would love to take Danielle! Did you know, it takes two Sikhs to milk a goat? One to be holding the teats, and the other to be moving the goat up and down, up and down! Ranjeet Singh: And did you know, that Muslims have no ice? Because the man who is making the ice has left! Ali Nadim: Are you saying that all Muslims are stupid? Ranjeet Singh: No, just you! I distinctedly requested for the local authority to send a woman teacher, especially in view of what happened to Mr. Warburton. Jeremy Brown: Mr. Warburton? Miss Courtney: Yes, he was teaching English language for Foreign students last term. I'm afraid he only lasted a month. Then, he departed. Jeremy Brown: Dead? Miss Courtney: Demented! Yes, the strain was too much for him. Typical of the male sex, no stamina! Always seem to be able to cope at first and then he just snapped! It was really quite disgusting! Jeremy Brown: Really? What did he do? Miss Courtney: Climbed out of the classroom window, on to the roof, took off all his clothes and stood there stark naked singing "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts!" Jeremy Brown: How distressing. Well, there's no need to worry on my account. I mean, I'm not about to climb out of the classroom window! Miss Courtney: I know you aren't. Jeremy Brown: Oh? Thank you for your confidence! Miss Courtney: It has nothing to do with confidence. We've had the window frames nailed down! [calling out roll] Giovanni? Giovanni Capello: [stands up] Si, professore! Jeremy Brown: No "professore"! Giovanni Capello: No "professore"? Jeremy Brown: No, from now on, you are to address me as "Sir". Giovanni Capello: "Sir"? Now I understand! [bows] Giovanni Capello: You have gone to get "notted"! Jeremy Brown: [baffled] Come again? Giovanni Capello: Si, you have gone to get "notted" by the Queen! [Miss Courtney has called Mr. Brown on his birthday] Hey, maybe she's gonna get you a birthday present! Jeremy Brown: Yes, and maybe the Pope's getting married! Giovanni Capello: [shocked] He is? I didn't know that! | |
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