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Quotes of Movie: "Mighty Max" [1993]
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[while being dangled over a cliff by Norman] You can't kill me! If you do, you'll be no better than me! Norman: [drops him] I can live with that. Max: Yeesh, what is this place? Norman: My room, Mighty One Max: Ah. Remind me never to have a pillow fight with you, Norman. My mentor is an over-sized chicken? Virgil: I'm a fowl, actually. Prof. Zygote: My dinosaur can beat your dinosaur! Max: Oh, now we're REALLY mature. | |
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Max, my boy. You are earth's only hope! Max: You know, I knew you were going to say that. Come on man. What about the air force, or the U.N.? Arnold Schwarzenegger? I mean we don't want to hog all the glory for ourselves. Virgil: I'm afraid the aliens' ships are invisible to radar and your military is no match for their superior firepower. Max: Oh, and I am? How about Norman? I really have a good feeling about him. Norman: I eat aliens for breakfast! Max: Ha, you see. They're even on his diet. Hey Virg, how come you can't fly? Virgil: I learned to read instead. Watch out, Bea! There are... Bea: Three eerie looking things in black robes behind me? Max: Yeah. How'd you know? Bea: Lucky guess. Who are you? And why are you dripping slime on the floor? Max, you and your stupid cap! Max: Hey, I don't make it work! Don't I get to make my one phone call? My mom'll be worried if I don't call and let her know I'm in jail! Slow as ever, ungainly beast. Slow and stupid! This squid is really losing his temper! And I'm losing my lunch! No, you can't do this. I do not want to be a hero again... please? Max: Sometimes you gotta do things, whether you want to or not! Norman: Yes! Sometimes you do. Why are we still running? Norman: Good exercise. Him! Sarah: Him! Max: Who him? Come on, Virg. The only dinosaur living in Hawaii is big and purple and sings on TV. Good means of summoning, Virgil. Why didn't you spell it out in pepperoni? Virgil: I wanted to make sure you read it before you ate it. Oh great! A talking chicken doll telling me what to do! Virgil Doll: I'm a fowl, actually. You can't fly the plane. Bea: Why? Because I'm a girl? Max: Because you don't know how. Bea: Yes I do. My mother taught me. Whoa, a CD! No title? Just my luck, it might be the Village People. We must act at once, Mighty One! Max's Mom: Max, you're not going into that tunnel unless I go with you. Max: Ohh, I wonder if other superheroes had to bring their moms along when they save the world. Max's Mom: Come on! You know I'm not like other moms. Careful honey, you might poke your eye out. What are we facing this time? A beast? A monster? A demon? Man #1: It's a beast! Man #2: It's a monster! Man #3: It's a demon! Max: Ha! Ace Ventura always gets it! Oh well. What would you expect from a fowl? Man in Chicken Suit: Hey! I'm a chicken, actually! Where is it, Mighty One? Max: Oh, what? The men's room? I think it's right around... Skull Master: THE ARCANA! | |
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