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Quotes of Movie: "Merry-Go-Round" [1998]

  • Alexei Sayle:
    So what have I been doing in between series? Well obviously I like to spend a lot of time staring off into the middle distance and humming.

  • Alexei Sayle:
    In 1940s and 1950s Britain, the country must have been full of ex service men who were deeply damaged by their experiences during World War 2, which would go someway towards explaining the things that happened then... like Bill and Ben The Flower Pot Men for example.

  • Alexei Sayle:
    I wouldn't normally say this but... huwuckoohuluhuluhuluhuwuhluhurrrrrrrrh!

  • Alexei Sayle:
    I try and keep up with what's cool... I was talking to this black kid the other day and I said, "Hey man, what's the word on the street?" and he said, "No Parking."

  • Alexei Sayle:
    Boiled eggs with an obsessive fear of death pay ludicrous amounts of money to be pickled in a special vinegar. These eggs are not dead, they are just in a deep, deep slumber.

  • Alexei Sayle:
    There's a lot of stupid rules connected with eating out, like you should only ever drink white wine with fish. That's bloody stupid isn't it - have you ever tried getting pissed with a haddock?

  • Alexei Sayle:
    Like a lot of bad things - global warming, skin cancer, Freddie Starr...

  • Alexei Sayle:
    There are two main arguments in support of fox hunting. One is that foxes kill chickens, but then so does Bernard Matthews, and nobody advocates hunting him down with dogs and tearing him apart! Well, nobody except me that is... and everyone I know.

  • Alexei Sayle:
    Another thing that really annoys me is astrology. When people say to me, "What sign are you?" I usually say "No Overtaking, Humpback Bridge."

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