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Quotes of Movie: "Men Behaving Badly" [1996]

  • Steve:
    Whenever I don't want to do something, I bring up my uncle Joe.



    Jamie:
    The student has become the teacher!

  • Dr. Alexander:
    Why are we here?



    Kevin:
    Because you're Sarah's dearest and closest friends.



    Billy:
    Well, that's just sad.

  • Dr. Alexander:
    How do you know Sarah?



    Billy:
    I used to groom her cat.



    Dr. Alexander:
    She has a cat?



    Billy:
    Not anymore. What about you?



    Dr. Alexander:
    I was her dentist until she sued me for gross malpractice.



    Billy:
    What did you do?



    Dr. Alexander:
    You're full of a lot of questions, aren't you? Cat killer.

  • [Jamie enters the living room after a night of loud sex that Kevin had to suffer through and did various activities to keep his mind off the noise]



    Jamie:
    Why is the beer Buddha moved?



    Kevin:
    He asked me to dance.

  • Steve:
    Whenever I don't want to do something, I bring up my uncle Joe.



    Jamie:
    The student has become the teacher!

  • Dr. Alexander:
    Why are we here?



    Kevin:
    Because you're Sarah's dearest and closest friends.



    Billy:
    Well, that's just sad.

  • Dr. Alexander:
    How do you know Sarah?



    Billy:
    I used to groom her cat.



    Dr. Alexander:
    She has a cat?



    Billy:
    Not anymore. What about you?



    Dr. Alexander:
    I was her dentist until she sued me for gross malpractice.



    Billy:
    What did you do?



    Dr. Alexander:
    You're full of a lot of questions, aren't you? Cat killer.

  • [Jamie enters the living room after a night of loud sex that Kevin had to suffer through and did various activities to keep his mind off the noise]



    Jamie:
    Why is the beer Buddha moved?



    Kevin:
    He asked me to dance.

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