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Quotes of Movie: "McLeod's Daughters" [2001]

  • Claire McLeod:
    What Alex? It's just a boob.



    Alex Ryan:
    Yeah but it's a breastfeeding boob, not a GROPING boob.

  • Becky Howard:
    Men! You can't live with em, you can't shoot em.

  • Claire McLeod:
    Well if Clint Eastwood turns up to save us - tell him to rack off.

  • [Tess has spent the night at Alex's looking after "his" baby which had been dumped on his doorstep]



    Claire McLeod:
    I would put money on you having a problem.



    Tess Silverman McLeod:
    Yeah well, getting rid of fornicating pests is quite appealing this morning.

  • Claire McLeod:
    You ready for another beer, Maid Marion?


    [laughs]



    Alex Ryan:
    Yeah thanks Nick.



    Tess Silverman McLeod:
    [laughing] What?



    Claire McLeod:
    It's his middle name.


    [everyone laughs]



    Alex Ryan:
    Yeah it's Marion, right yeah, go on get it out of your system, have a good laugh.

  • Alex Ryan:
    [drunk] I love you, Claire. I love you more than my chopper.

  • Tess Silverman McLeod:
    You are feeling guilty, aren't you?



    Nick Ryan:
    So take advantage.



    Tess Silverman McLeod:
    Oh, I intend to.

  • Dave Brewer:
    Maybe we could pose with some stock... like the sheep.



    Nick Ryan:
    Sure that'll look great! three naked guys and a paddock full of pregnant sheep.

  • [after the shed exploded during the fire]



    Nick Ryan:
    If you wanted to get rid of the shed you could've just knocked it down

  • Alex Ryan:
    I'm no expert but I reckon you're jealous. You don't like the idea of sharing Tess with anyone else, do you?



    Nick Ryan:
    You're right. You're no expert.

  • Claire McLeod:
    Put it away mate



    Alex Ryan:
    Get out of here, I'm a man, she's a woman.



    Claire McLeod:
    Thanks, so what does that make me?



    Alex Ryan:
    Why you're a... you're a Claire

  • Alex Ryan:
    I love it when you talk dirty

  • Tess Silverman McLeod:
    After Claire admits stealing a stamp at school. Nerd crimes don't count Claire.

  • Claire McLeod:
    Have I ever mentioned Sandra Kinsela



    Tess Silverman McLeod:
    Well, no



    Claire McLeod:
    There's a reason for that... I hate her guts.

  • Dave Brewer:
    Turn it up, we're taking over.

  • Claire McLeod:
    I talk to you.



    Tess Silverman McLeod:
    But I'm not a single attractive, interesting man.



    Claire McLeod:
    Well spotted.

  • Tess Silverman McLeod:
    With the internet the whole worlds just one big village.



    Meg Fountain:
    And your the village matchmaker.

  • [about the boot that Claire is using as a stand in for the baby]



    Tess Silverman McLeod:
    Junior must take after your side of the family.

  • [after finding out that Harry and Sandra are sleeping together]



    Nick Ryan:
    Look on the bright side



    Alex Ryan:
    There isn't one Nick



    Nick Ryan:
    At least you didn't sleep with Sandra.


    [looks over at Alex, his face tells a different story]



    Nick Ryan:
    You didn't.

  • [after a man claiming to be Jack's son turns up]



    Terry Dodge:
    That man sowed enough wild oats to make porridge.

  • Stevie Hall:
    Do me a favor.



    Tess Silverman McLeod:
    You do me one. Butt out.

  • Tess Silverman McLeod:
    Why are you being such an idiot?



    Nick Ryan:
    Why are you being so gullible?

  • [after Nick tell him and Sandra there will be no more personal abuse]



    Alex Ryan:
    You stupid git.

  • [about Alex's attitude towards Sandra]



    Nick Ryan:
    Do you realise you are in a 'mine's bigger than yours' competition with a woman

  • Tess Silverman McLeod:
    Perhaps she thinks alpacas are cool



    Jodi Fountain:
    Yeah, it seems a pity to shatter her illusions

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