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Quotes of Movie: "Martin" [1992]
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Cole... you stupid. This is great. This is really, really, great. I fly all the way here with Harold Muppet and the Blue Notes, and I still can't get out of this marriage. Sheneneh, you say you're a Christian woman... yet you sit here and you lie to these people. Now you better tell 'em the truth and tell them now! Oh, my goodness! Somebody get me the witness protection program! | |
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Pam, do you prefer to be called "Ms. or Mr."? Pam: Do you prefer "Jack" or "a**"? Darn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV! I told you, you could super-size it! Sheneneh: I told you!... I'm a lady, and you don't disrespect no lady! You better watch your back! Valentino: Sheneneh, I can't buy nothin' with $5! Sheneneh: You can buy a one-way ticket to get the hell outta' my face! Rent-A-Spoons! I'll see you in Hell, Martin! Martin: Yeah, you'll be the only one down there still living with your mother! Pam, your hair is so nappy Wilson couldn't pick it! Brother Man, whatcha doin' here, man? Brother Man: Nothin' [pause] Brother Man: just chillin'. Stanks a lot, Pam. Tommy: My mama always told me, if she can't use your comb, don't bring her home! Cole: Tommy, you dated a white girl in college! Tommy: Oh, no, she wasn't white! She was French! Every move you make, every breath [sniffs] Mama Payne: you take... I'll be watching you! Yo' applehead stole my boy! Rev. Love: If I was still living that foul life, I'll get Franklins, but I'm not! (singing) Laquita Lumpkins an' her homegirl Sheneneh in da hizz-ouse! Hey! Struck by lightning, stay away from me! Martin: The Lord know I just be playin' around! Cole! no you are NOT cuttin' yo' crusty-ass toenails up in here! Bro'man! it's 3 in the morning! What are you doin' up in here? I keep having these nightmares. You ever have them? Yeah. I had a dream one time. I was climbin' this fire escape, and I couldn't make it to the top. So I climbed through the window of this fly ass crib!. With a big see-thru 'fridgerater. It was full of sammiches! But... , but... I couldn't open the door Martin! So I just stood there and cried man. Oh yeah! Bro'man cried. WAZZUP! [singing] Uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh! I say Jerome's in da house! I say Jerome's in da hou-oo-ah-oo - In da house! Martin was the one who said Cole was a virgin until he was 23! Cole: He said the stew was so bad, the homeless give it back! Martin: I love the stew, baby! It looked like Alpo, but I loved it! Martin, don't fight this! Don't you want me? Gina: No, slut, I want you! Where are they going to get married? Shanise: At a church, Gina. Duh! | |
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