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Quotes of Movie: "Mama's Family" [1983]
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Good Lord! Good lord, Vinton, what in the hell do you think you're doing? Vinton Harper: Well Mama... I'm trying to guess your weight... Thelma 'Mama' Harper: I've got a better idea Vinton... how about you guess which hand I'm gonna smack you upside the head with. Thelma 'Mama' Harper: Good Lord in heaven! You robbed me for that bum! Vinton Harper: I didn't rob anybody! And he is not a bum. He is a man of vision and integrity and belief in his fellow human beings! Thelma 'Mama' Harper: Well, what did he need that money for? Vinton Harper: Bail! Thelma 'Mama' Harper: Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just lovin' this! | |
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Well, Buzz, I believe you've gotten taller behind my back. Vinton Harper: Sorry. Magic moments between a man and a woman are spiritual and ought not to be screwed with. My dogs are barkin'. From now on if we have any backstabbing to do were going to do it the way we have always done it face to face. Thanks a lot, Mama! [repeated line] Knock, knock. The only way to keep from goin' crazy in this house is to stay half lit. I tell ya, a guy selling brains could clean up in this family. From now on, I'm not gonna give my family anything but hell! I wanna kill myself! Quick! Gimme somethin' Naomi made! Vinton Harper: Here, Mama. Try one of these Spam and anchovy sandwiches. Y'know, last night was the first night that Naomi and I didn't... didn't... well, you know, we didn't... Aunt Fran Crowley: There goes the Guinness Book of Records. Grandma doesn't give me any rights! Thelma 'Mama' Harper: You have the right to remain silent. Naomi Oates Harper: Vinton Harper, I am not asking you, I am telling you. Now, take that silly thing back and bring me my bed. Vinton Harper: You got no right to tell me what to do, that's Mama's job! Why doesn't anything good ever happen to me? All I do is cook and clean! Thelma 'Mama' Harper: Well, hell, you can't even do that! Eunice Higgins: You're skatin' on thin ice old lady! [to Vint's boss Mr. Carstairs] I'm sure your wife will understand if you just explain it to her. [Mrs. Carstairs blows the car horn outside] Iola Lucille Boyland: Or maybe not. If you want your talent appreciated in this world, you gotta go to Broadway! Aunt Fran, Mama has some good news and bad news. The bad news is... there isn't any good news. Vinton, do you know what you get when you put your brain and my brain together? My brain. Aren't you going to introduce your family? Thelma 'Mama' Harper: Not if I can help it. Oh, you just love to put people down, don't you, Mrs. Harper? Thelma 'Mama' Harper: It is not only a pleasure, I see it as my duty! Sonja, honey, did your mama ever talk to you about boys? Sonja Harper: Well, she told me never to marry a locksmith. | |
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