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Quotes of Movie: "Mad About You" [1992]
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Jamie Buchman: No, no, no, not "The Hokey Pokey." Ira Buchman: James, ya gotta have The Hokey Pokey. That's what it's all about. Can I give you a hug? Paul: Hey... [they hug] Bruce Willis: Good, good. Can I give you a little kiss? Paul: [hesitates] Sure. [receives a kiss on the cheek] Bruce Willis: Wanna make out a little bit? Paul: I don't... No. Bruce Willis: OK. [sniffing] Did you have a steak? Paul: What are you, part wolf? As a matter of fact I did, this morning. Ira: For breakfast? Paulie, I'm impressed. Paul: I'm working my way backwards through the day: for dinner, I'm having cornflakes. Why would a mango *need* body wash? | |
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We're having lasagna. There is a recipe in the back of a Rice Krispies box. [on the phone] I'm kissing your knees. Jamie Buchman: Niece? I don't have a niece. I've been hanging out with Friends. Do you want to tell me why I just lied to our closest friends? Paul: They wanted to take us to dinner. Jamie: The Bastards. Jamie Buchman: How are you holding up? Paul Buchman: Well, if I had two more tongues, I'd be the happiest person on Earth. Jamie Buchman: (lights a cigarette) Second happiest. [on the phone with the vet] [to Jamie] Paul: Murray's last bowel movement? Jamie: Monday. Lisa Stemple: Can you believe this? [points to herself] Lisa Stemple: Saturday. Jamie: I love chest hair. Paul: Hey, what you got there is plenty good. Would you *please* tell Lisa what guys think, when women give in on the first date? Paul Buchman: [pauses] Yippie? Just like that: bing, bang, boom? Jamie: At this point, I'd settle for the boom. Paul: You don't want the bing and the bang? Jamie: I did when we started. Paul: And now? Jamie: I'm over it. Paul: You're a very complex woman. Jamie: You don't want the boom? Paul: 'Course I want the boom. Guys ALWAYS want the boom. We only made up the whole bing and the bang just to get to boom. Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day. Jamie Buchman: So, in other words, you forgot to buy me a card. Paul Buchman: That's what I'm saying. What's the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was. Jamie Buchman: He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D. Jamie Buchman: So, where you gonna eat? Debbie Buchman: I don't know. What is the right food for this conversation? Jamie Buchman: [after a beat] I want to say Chinese... Debbie Buchman: Yeah, why is that? All I know is I wanna wake up naked with you for the rest of my life. Jamie Buchman: You are a strange, amazing man. [while explaining her campaign for Employee of the Month] Ursula, Ursula, she's our man! If she's not Employee of the Month, no-one can! I have to go to the bathroom. | |
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