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Quotes of Movie: "MacGyver" [1985]
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MacGyver: Pete, you have no taste. MacGyver: Hi, this is MacGyver. We all know how these things work, so when you hear the beep, go for it. Murdoc: [before he allegedly dies, shouts] MacGyver! Mac, whatever you do... MacGyver: I know, I know, Pete, stay out of trouble, keep the expenses down and don't get killed. Pete: Took the words right out of my mouth. | |
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Well, MacGyver, you saved my hide again. I guess that makes us even. MacGyver: Even? Jack: Okay. So you owe me one yet. Thanks. Who's counting? You know, being dead made me realize something. MacGyver: Jack, you were only in the coffin for half an hour. Jack: It's not the quantity of time, so much as the quality. Anyway, like I was saying, it made me realize something. Life is a terrible thing to waste. Especially when it's yours. So from now on, I'm putting myself to good use. An honest day's pay for an honest day's work. MacGyver: Glad to hear it... Where are you going? This isn't the way to my Jeep. Jack: I could have sworn I told you. I just got one quick job to do. MacGyver: An honest day's work for an honest day's pay? Jack: You got it. Quick stop by the pier. Look for a man with a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. He's supposed to have something for me. MacGyver: [alarmed] Jack. Jack: [laughing] It's a joke, MacGyver. It's a joke. A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. More times than I can remember, one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot. Bold and nosy. I'm famous for that. I'm not gonna take it in the back, and I'm not gonna take it laying down, so you're just gonna have to shoot me face to face. I can't believe I said that... If I had some duct tape, I could fix that. Murdoc: I could fix this if I just had some duct tape. Yeah, sure. You come up with the brains and I provide the paychecks. Brace yourself. This could be fun. Jack, having you as a friend is a little bit like owning a pet disease. You can do anything you want to do, if you put your mind to it. His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape. MacGyver: Ah, man. Are you okay? MacGyver: No. But I'll live. Trouble just never lets up, does it? Remember what I said about being friends? That still goes. Friends stand by each other, through everything. I'm your friend. Old Minnesota wisdom - if you don't wanna be touched, look downright untouchable. Well, when it comes down to me against a situation, I don't like the situation to win. You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I'm kind of an expert with just about everything. Boy, don't you ever dust this place? MacGyver: Twice a year, like clockwork. For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape. [Pete and Mac have been kidnapped by a "woman"] That lady is a top-level, world-class assassin named Murdoc. | |
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