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Jimmy, I did not become editor of a major newspaper because I can yodel. I only know how to make four things, and this is the only one without chocolate. I win, you lose, we're both happy. You know what's great about you? Lois Lane: Sure, but you could repeat it again. Superman: Everything. | |
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Jimmy, give me back my dress. Clark Kent: Now there's something you don't hear around the newsroom everyday. Oh please, I'll go to jail, I'll strap myself into the electric chair, just don't make me listen to this. What in blazes is a Bobby Bigmouth? Clark: So what are you saying? That I should go crawling back on my hands and knees? Martha: No, honey, fly back, it's faster. What do I know? These glasses fooled me for two years. Oh boy, what a dope! Even when a huge part of you didn't make any sense, there was a part deep down that did. Yeah, well, just remember there's no perfect sunsets. There's a little crack in every cloud, but that's what gives you your silver lining. Lois, Clark is strong. And I'm not talking about how much he can bench press. He's strong where it counts, and when it counts. And let's get something straight, I did not work my buns off to become an investigative reporter for the Daily Planet just to baby-sit some hack from Nowheresville! And another thing, you are not working with me, you are working for me. I call the shots, I ask the questions. You are low man - I am top banana and that's the way I like it, comprende? Clark Kent: You like to be on top. Got it. Lois Lane: Don't push me Kent, you are way out of your league. So now tell me more about this woman you're going to Lex Luthor's ball with. Clark: Lois is... well she's complicated. Domineering, uncompromising, pig headed... brilliant. I still can't believe you came barreling in here like some 500-pound gorilla! If you really thought we were in trouble, why didn't you bring the police? Clark Kent: Look... Lois Lane: Don't tell me, I already know! You're like every other man in Metropolis! You've got this testosterone surplus that says, "I can do it myself"! Clark Kent: Lois, I've somehow managed to... Lois Lane: Mess everything up? No kidding! Does Superman have telepathic powers? Lois Lane: [blushing] I hope not. Clark, you can do the horizontal rhumba with the entire Met-Net cheerleading squad for all I care, just keep your hands off my copy. Well, what he can't do, it doesn't matter. It's the idea of Superman. Someone to believe in, someone to build a few hopes around. Whatever he can do, that's enough. I just wish that I could tell him that. Lois has a pair of Superman pajamas. Martha: You saw Lois in her pajamas? Clark: No! Well, yes, but it was an accident, when her robe came undone. Danger is my business. You took advantage of our privileged interview session to steal highly incriminating evidence from an unsuspecting subject... Oh! I love that! Mmmm! I just wanted to say goodbye. Lois Lane: Goodbye? We're partners. Clark Kent: You don't need a partner Lois, you never did. Lois Lane: Well, maybe not, but I was starting to like having one. [to Clark] All right, maybe, somewhere very deep inside me is some eensy-weensy, microcosmic - although highly unlikely - possibility that I feel some sort of unmotivated, completely unrealistic attraction to you. The name's Olsen, James Olsen. We flip for the bed. Lois Lane: How about I get the bed, I lend you a pillow? Clark Kent: How about we alternate nights? Lois Lane: How about we don't. Clark Kent: Well, it's a big bed, how about we share? Lois Lane: How about we alternate nights? Clark Kent: Deal. | |
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