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Quotes of Movie: "Leave It to Beaver" [1957]
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Boy, I sure wish there was somebody in the family for me to yell at. Wally Cleaver: That's your tough luck. Eddie seems to know a lot about the law. Wally Cleaver: Yeah, he told his father, in three years he's going over the wall. Do you really like me, Wally? Wally Cleaver: I guess so. Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Do you like me a whole lot? Wally Cleaver: Look, don't get sloppy on me. I might just slug you one. We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something. Larry Mondello: Okay. Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: I, Beaver Cleaver, swear to die for Larry Mondello and always stick up for him and never snitch on him and be his friend forever. | |
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Larry Mondello: These here are Beaver's pigeons, which he named after his two teachers, which the cat ate, so he buried them. Eddie, would you care to stay for dinner? We're having roast beef. Eddie Haskell: No thank you, Mrs. Cleaver. I really must be getting home. We're having squab this evening. Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business. Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: But gee, Wally, you hang around with girls and the guys don't give you the business. Wally Cleaver: Well, that's because I'm in high school. You can do a lot of stuff in high school without getting the business. [repeated line] Gee Wally, that's swell. Have to keep a firm hand on boys nowadays, Ward. My Clarence answered me back the other day. I smacked him right in the mouth. None of this psychology for me. I could use my own money, the twenty-five dollars I got in the bank. Wally Cleaver: I thought you were saving that to go to college. Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Larry says he never heard of a college you could go to for twenty-five dollars. Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies. Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean. June Cleaver: Why, thank you, Eddie. Eddie Haskell: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in here. Beaver, you know what Larry was doing was wrong. You could have stopped him. Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good. Wally, where are you going? Wally Cleaver: I'm going over to slug Eddie. June Cleaver: That's no way to talk, this is Sunday. Wally Cleaver: You're right, I'll wait 'til tomorrow and slug him in the cafeteria. You know something, Wally? I'd rather do nothin' with you than somethin' with anybody else. Ward, I'm very worried about the Beaver. How'd the fishing go Beav? Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Great Dad. We didn't catch any fish, but Larry and I saw a man slip on a wet rock and heard everything he said. Are you giving me the business? Where'd you hear all that jazz? Dry up, Beaver. [to Lumpy] Lumpy Dumpy Rat Rat. Are you being a wise guy? I'm going to change my clothes and finish painting those trash cans myself; the boys ran out on the job. June Cleaver: Well dear you can't blame them too much, they went over to see the big fire at the lumber yard. Ward Cleaver: Fire? June Cleaver: Yes, they couldn't resist it, and after all they are just boys. Ward Cleaver: Tom Corton's lumber yard? June Cleaver: Yes, it's been on the radio. Why, they've called out fire companies from all over. Ward Cleaver: Well it must be quite a fire. June Cleaver: Yes, it must be. Ward Cleaver: June, I wonder if you'd go out to the garage and put those brushes in some turpentine, I won't be too long. (Rushes out the back door.) June Cleaver: Once a boy always a boy. Gee Dad, how come you know so much about buying cars? Ward Cleaver: Well, Wally, as unbelievable as it may seem they did have cars in my younger days. Wally Cleaver: Used cars? Wally, believe it or not, I was your age once. | |
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