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Quotes of Movie: "Law & Order" [1990]

  • [Opening narration]



    Narrator:
    In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

  • Ben Stone:
    Better to light a match than curse the darkness.



    Adam Schiff:
    Be careful you don't light a fuse.

  • Jamie Ross:
    Killers are protected by the church, the law says two people can fire the same bullet and now the victim's mom forgives the murderer. You figure it out.



    Jack McCoy:
    You don't think you could?



    Jamie Ross:
    Forgive him? No.



    Jack McCoy:
    Neither could I. What does that say about us?

  • Detective Rivera:
    You know, McCoy, you wanna put the bad guys behind bars you have to get your hands dirty.



    Jack McCoy:
    The problem is, detective, sometimes it doesn't stop at the hands.

  • Adam Schiff:
    You got around double jeopardy. You climbed Everest in your shorts. On a cold day.

  • Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Apparently here at Riker's that mean that they watch you commit suicide.

  • Danielle Melnick:
    You turning soft on me, Jack?



    Jack McCoy:
    You know I'm a sucker for an execution. I'm just here for the tortellini.

  • Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    You know, if I didn't already know you don't have kids, I'd know you don't have kids.

  • [Rifling through 30-year old evidence]



    Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    I got one word for you, Rey - plastics.

  • Adam Schiff:
    Clarence Darrow had Leopold and Leob, and who do we have?



    Jack McCoy:
    Beavis and Butthead.

  • Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    We got a hit on the fake fur.



    Det. Rey Curtis:
    Yeah, you'll never guess what they make them out of.



    Lt. Anita Van Buren:
    Recycled soda bottles. What else did you find out?

  • Ben Stone:
    Although justice must be tempered with mercy, it must still maintain a sense of retribution.

  • Ben Stone:
    The jury should look like society. People that represent the victim as well as the defendant

  • Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    Even though you are a taxpayer, you know, we don't actually work for you personally.

  • [Trying to keep a suspect from escaping through a window]



    Det. Ed Green:
    Rock, paper, scissors, gun.

  • Emil Skoda:
    That's just a load of rehearsed crap.

  • Jack McCoy:
    I remember how hard it was when I realized my father was a son of a bitch. I can't imagine what it must be like when you realize you raised one.

  • Jack McCoy:
    You played me, you son of a bitch!

  • Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    I'm trying to decide what to arrest you for - obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the ass!

  • Detective Lennie Briscoe:
    We had a deal, you son of a bitch!

  • Jack McCoy:
    You son of a bitch! You played me!

  • Adam Schiff:
    You do what you have to do, you're still welcome to my scotch.

  • Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    I want to go to law school so I can learn how to turn gold into lead.

  • Det. Lennie Briscoe:
    I told you, you should have gone to bed with her. You're getting the grief without getting the gravy.

  • Jack McCoy:
    Your grief might seem a little more real had you not just admitted you cut off your wife's head.

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