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Quotes of Movie: "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit&
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Narrator: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. Have you ever thought about having kids? John Munch: Why? I have you. You don't get to pick the vic. I don't get S&M. I mean, hurt me, it turns me on. Come on, what's up with that? Det. John Munch: It starts with the tattoos. Once you get the ink, it's just a matter of time before you're begging to be tied up and spanked. Det. Brian Cassidy: Yeah, tattoos are just a gateway to the sexual dark side, my friend. Det. Elliot Stabler: [putting his right arm around Cassidy and turning his left arm so one tattoo shows] You guys have finally figured me out, huh? Det. Monique Jefferies: Seriously, did you get off on the tiny little pinpricks of pain? Det. Elliot Stabler: No, I get that from workin' with you. | |
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There's gotta be dozens of pictures here. The bastards been stalking her for awhile. Det. John Munch: Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'live streaming video'... You're under arrest for attempted kidnapping and reckless endangerment. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Judge Lena Petrovsky: I don't ever want this many lawyers in my chambers again... so next time, leave the Dog and Pony show at home. [wtching Benson & Stabler questioning a rape suspect] He feels guilty about something. Capt. Donald Cragen: Maybe he's Catholic. He'd feel guilty about everything. You prayed with your rapist? [surprised] [Cragen has asked Cassidy to go talk to a victim he used to know, who is now 16. Brian comes in looking shaken] You know, when she called I knew it wasn't good. I knew, uh, she had to talk to somebody cool, you know, somebody she could relate to. [hands Brian a drink] Det. Brian Cassidy: [drinks, pauses] There was this guy in the hood that she liked, this guy named Vince. She went down to Coney Island to, uh, to see him. You know that whole 'under the boardwalk, down by the sea' thing? After Vince... did her... his whole set wolf-packed her. Seven, eight guys... she's not sure. Which is bad enough, Captain, but it just gets worse. They left her there, uh, by herself, in the cold, wrapped up in a beach towel. It was after dark, you know, and she couldn't walk. She just sat there in what was left of her... clothes, and this guy comes along and asks her if she needs some help, and she says, 'yes, please... thank you.' And this guy... this, uh... this Good Samaritan, he, uh... he... [he's crying] Capt. Donald Cragen: OK. Um, I think Benson and Stabler can take it from here. Det. Brian Cassidy: [trying to be firm, wipes his eyes] No, I can handle this. Capt. Donald Cragen: I know you can, Brian. I know you can. [pause] Capt. Donald Cragen: Or you could transfer out. Det. Brian Cassidy: [whispers] Where? Capt. Donald Cragen: There's an opening in Narcotics. Captain's a friend of mine. You could do a lot of good over there. It wouldn't... Det. Brian Cassidy: Wouldn't what? Capt. Donald Cragen: Well, it wouldn't be like this, Brian. Det. John Munch: [scene changes; Brian's getting his things out of his locker] [enters] Det. John Munch: Cassidy, what's up? Det. Brian Cassidy: [mutters] Whatever. Det. John Munch: You know, my generation pioneered that succinct abstraction, but 'whatever' means diddly to me. Det. John Munch: [sighs] OK, I'm outta here. Det. John Munch: For good, you mean? [Brian nods] Det. John Munch: Well, maybe you should. You're a sweet guy, Bri, the stuff around here's too weird for you. Det. Brian Cassidy: Captain said I could go over to Narcotics, you know, play cowboy, beat up on some people. [gives a small smile] Det. John Munch: It's not a bad idea, seriously. I saw the way you were with that junkie - you got outta her what most guys can't. Det. Brian Cassidy: [nods, pauses] Ah, it's just like... sex crimes? Come on. I still get embarrassed buying rubbers at a drugstore. Det. John Munch: Think about it - popping dealers, conspiracy, stakeouts... Det. Brian Cassidy: [nods] All right. Later. Det. John Munch: Later. [they hug] Det. John Munch: OK, Brian. Det. Brian Cassidy: [hands Munch a football from his locker and smiles] Take it easy. [he leaves] Well, when you find this guy, be sure to give him a special kick in the nuts for me. Can I help you? Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Yea, my names Odafin Tutuola, I was reassigned here from Narcotics. Det. Monique Jefferies: You're here for my job. Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Oh. Well, this is awkward. Det. Monique Jefferies: Try it from my end. What the hell are you doing here? Federal Attorney: Your conversational skills are what I like most about you. I'd give you a kidney. Det. Olivia Benson: Not if I gave you my kidney first. [to Elliot] You're not my type. Det. Elliot Stabler: [laughs] So why didn't you ever have kids? Didn't want the responsibility? John Munch: I wouldn't want to give a kid the responsibility of me. Now I'm a pain in my own ass. Do you gamble, Elliot? Elliot Stabler: Only with birth control. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Fin Tutuola: I don't see a cat. John Munch: That doesn't mean anything. They're freaky little creatures. They lurk. [Munch finds the cat moments later] John Munch: Oh, there you are, you demonic little furball. Were you a car thief in a former life? Fin Tutuola: No baby, Boy Scout - always prepared. Here pussy, pussy, pussy... John Munch: You're kidding, right? Fin Tutuola: This is not my area of expertise. [after a suspect complains about immigrants coming to America] It's almost as though there's a sign that says "Give us your tired and poor." We don't take walk-ins. You need a referral. Det. Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: [shows her his badge] We got a special pass. Secretary: [as they start to walk into the office] You can't go in there! Det. John Munch: Sure we can. | |
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