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Quotes of Movie: "Law & Order: Criminal Intent"
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Narrator: In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories. No, no, no, I know that anger. I should have seen it coming. You two have a play date? Detective Alexandra Eames: I didn't know you had an older, geekier brother. | |
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One thing this line of work teaches us is that guys will do anything for love. Detective Alexandra Eames: Admirers? Detective Robert Goren: No, reporters. They want a comment. Detective Alexandra Eames: Can they print a hand gesture? Yeah, he's crazy but you're evil. A name with no horse... Detective Alexandra Eames: Well, what was I supposed to do when I was pregnant? Sit home and knit? Bad news comes in all packages. Detective Alexandra Eames: A disposable partner; who would have thought? The greatest detectives in the world - you have to wonder about people who need such positive reinforcement. When tourists take a bite of the Big Apple, the apple isn't supposed to bite back. Nicole Wallace: Trespassing? Next thing you'll be handing out parking tickets. Tell me, did your sister let you keep the sonograms so you'd have something to cuddle up with at night? Detective Alexandra Eames: [angrily] I see my nephew three times a week. Being pregnant was a great experience, Nicole. Consider yourself robbed. [referring to a related murder case in another precinct] I'd say they put in about 2 hours' work and called it quits. Detective Alexandra Eames: Maybe because they had about 2,000 other homicides to solve that day. [opening up a container of very nasty smelling cheese] That's 'rogetta'. Detective Alexandra Eames: You can tell that just from the smell? Detective Robert Goren: Label. [entering a warehouse with a strong coffee smell] Do you smell it? Detective Alexandra Eames: I'm getting a caffeine buzz just breathing it in. [after reading an article by a lawyer killed by a hitman] Sounds like Old MacDonald rubbed some people the wrong way. [referring to a case of mistaken identity] They wacked the wrong lawyer. [watching Goren playing with the skull of a corpse] You keep doing that, I'm gonna drop this kid right here. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You have an offended mobster and his son. A case of mistaken identity. An incompetent hitman. A hitman's widow. A hitman's missing sister. A corrupt cop. And now another dead killer. It's operatic. [listening to a self-defense story] Self-defense works for me. Sweet isn't it? Revenge. [referring to a cop being taken away] So much for passing out brains with those gold shields. | |
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