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Quotes of Movie: "Laverne & Shirley" [1976]
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Laverne! The only kinda parties we've ever been to are bring your own! Laverne De Fazio: I like bringin' my own... then I know what I'm gettin'. Laverne... Laverne De Fazio: Hmm? Shirley Feeney: I just thought of something awful. Laverne De Fazio: What? Shirley Feeney: Some day, God willing, I'm gonna be a mother. And if my daughter comes to me and says, Mama, I want to go to this bachelor party and come outta this cake... what can I tell her? Laverne De Fazio: A lot more than most mothers! I woulda worn my tuxedo but my polo pony ate it! Ahhhh! I just said bet your buns to a nun! | |
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I once met Eddie Fisher! Shirley Feeney: Oh really? And just what was his excuse for breaking poor Debbie's heart? Carmine Ragusa: I don't really know. I gave him the towel, he gave me the quarter and that was it! Shirley, is that the sexiest thing you have to wear? Shirley Feeney: Is there something wrong with this? Rosie Greenbaum: Shirley, Shirley, ya gotta advertise a little! Put the goods in the window! That's what Big Rosie does. Laverne De Fazio: Oh yeah? I always thought ya put 'em right out on the street. Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud! Laverne De Fazio: Yeah well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto either. What did you call that woman again? Laverne De Fazio: Banana-face. Shirley Feeney: People do not like to be called fruit! Hey, what's with all the tropical flora? Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski: Didn't you used to date her? Squiggy: Nah, that was Teresa DeFluca. I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh! Laverne De Fazio: You vo-dee-OH... Usually, Mr. Gunther, it's the bimbo with the bucks! | |
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