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I am a Pimpbot. It is within my program to turn out all the hos. I think Eminem should relax a little. I mean, my mom's a bitch too, but I don't sing songs about it. Now as I mentioned in the monologue, or as I like to call it- quiet time... All the bitches think I'm pretty. Bought my face at Circuit City. | |
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I kid, Conan, I kid. You got a good show... For me to poop on. Michael Caine: Sometimes people confuse me with Anthony Hopkins. Here is how you tell the difference: I'm the one nailing Mrs. Hopkins. Gwyneth Paltrow: I'm superstitious. Whenever I start a new movie I kill a hobo with a hammer. Conan O'Brien: When will the government get off our backs? We're truckers', dammit! [quietly] Conan O'Brien: I wanna live. Ben and J-Lo have announced that they want a small wedding. Yeah. So they decided to invite all the people who saw GIGLI. Conan O'Brien: Zoltan, you have greatly offended the Council of Nine. [on what would happen if he were in congress] Punch. Punch. Bite. Rape. Jail. Queen Amidala. Queen Amidala. Nee-ha. Queen Amidala. No, that's not possible! Lips of Arnold Schwarzenegger: You're not possible! Then I cornered the earthquake and I grabbed it by its ass and zen I pressed against ze earthquake's perky 19-year-old faultlines. Zen the earthquake said, "I thought you hired me for my skills." And I just laughed at ze earthquake. Zen ze earthquake ran out crying and zen I turned slowly to camera, took the cigar out of my mouth and said, "Now she's all shook up." You catch you child swearing. Do you wash his mouth out with soap? Or do you sit him down and explain that he'd better not fucking do it again? I think you know what to do. You shot the Easter Bunny! Will Ferrell: He made a menacing gesture at me! Conan O'Brien: I think he was trying to give you an egg! Will Ferrell: Why is the Easter Bunny even here, Conan? It's not Easter! Conan O'Brien: I don't know, he just likes to hang around the studio sometimes! I would be suspicious of someone like me. Have you ever had Fruity Pebbles? Once that stuff hits milk, it turns into a narcotic! [re: Chocolate Lucky Charms] I ate six bowls, and I got high! All this horseback riding has made me hungry, but not for food! People of Quebec: I am an albino jackass. Abraham Lincoln was human garbage! It took him five years to win da Civil War. I could have won it in two days with my army of unstoppable cyborgs from the future! Conan, I once had a bad experience with same-sex marriage. When I was a kid, I once caught my daddy in bed with a George Washington impersonator. Conan O'Brien: Uh, Mr. President, that wasn't a George Washington impersonator, that was your mother. George W. Bush "Lips": Conan, you're a liar! Everybody knows my mother looks like the Quaker Oats guy. [about lizard] He tried to bite me! Animal Expert: I forgot to mention... he bites. Conan O'Brien: You're an ass. My producer says no, but I'm doing it anyway, because it's "Late Night with...” who? | |
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