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Quotes of Movie: "Late Night Poker" [1999]

  • Jesse May:
    There are more shades at this table than a lamp convention.

  • Jesse May:
    He's just found out that not all trappers wear fur hats.

  • Jesse May:
    He's now like a mouse running through a maze looking for cheese.

  • Jesse May:
    He's got some chips and now he's going to chirp.

  • Jesse May:
    The only thing that can overcome luck is time.

  • Jesse May:
    And if my granny had wheels she'd be a trolley cart!

  • Jesse May:
    Good evening, I'm Jesse May. Welcome to Late Night Poker.

  • Jesse May:
    With me tonight is Nic Szeremeta, editor of Poker Monthly Magazine.

  • Joe Beevers:
    Yeah, but he's Irish.

  • Jesse May:
    It's entirely possible that those glasses are opaque.

  • Victoria Coren:
    I go all in... what the hell!

  • Jesse May:
    Has anyone here established any sort of credentials or methods to beat Phil Hellmuth?

  • Jesse May:
    One person dying to see the hand played was Liam - he couldn't get hurt!

  • Jesse May:
    Three players left by definition only. Liam Flood's stack is shorter than a single espresso!

  • Jesse May:
    Phil looks like he would rather be anywhere than at the table with this Frenchman!

  • Jesse May:
    It's impossible to hide at the poker table. I mean, these guys are just letting it all hang out!

  • Jesse May:
    Well, Phil actually got away with one!

  • Phil Hellmuth Jr.:
    Yikes! I'm showing too much information... nice hand. How do you say "trap" in French? I was trying to trap you!

  • Steve Liu:
    Too early!

  • Simon Trumper:
    You must have two pair.



    Korosh Arshadnejad:
    You were winning.



    Simon Trumper:
    It doesn't matter.

  • Simon Trumper:
    You did nothing wrong. You did the right thing at the right time against the wrong player... with the right hand.

  • Korosh Arshadnejad:
    You're such a marvellous reader of hands. I'm going to embarrass you now.

  • Simon Trumper:
    There's one thing I've got that nobody else has got at this table.



    Ross Boatman:
    A bald patch?

  • Simon Trumper:
    I said I wouldn't do it unless I had a hand... I had a hand.

  • Jesse May:
    In poker when nobody has anything, the guy who bluffs first usually wins.

  • Movie: "Late Night Poker" [1999]

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