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Quotes of Movie: "L.A. Law" [1986]

  • Michael Kuzak:
    That's because I've never had anything this responsive underneath me.

  • Michael Kuzak:
    [Kuzak walks in on Kelsey and Markowitz during a romantic encounter] Stuart? Ann?



    Ann Kelsey:
    Yes, it's Stuart and Ann! We're fine. Now leave!


    [Kuzak leaves and Sifuentes sticks his head in the door]



    Victor Sifuentes:
    You guys okay? Need anything?



    Ann Kelsey:
    We're fine, Victor! Now leave!

  • Leland McKenzie:
    [settling an argument during a staff meeting] It's time you people remember whose name is at the top of the letterhead!

  • [Leland has received a Christmas card from Rosalyn six months after her fatal accident]



    Leland McKenzie:
    Look at this. A Christmas card from Rosalyn.



    Grace Van Owen:
    You know, Leland; she probably had them sent out by a service and no one thought to notify them that she was dead.



    Leland McKenzie:
    I guess you're right; a Christmas card from the grave.


    [starts laughing]



    Grace Van Owen:
    One thing you can say about Rosalyn, she sure knew how to network.

  • Rhonda Vasek:
    I think I hate your wife.



    Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
    You've met her?



    Rhonda Vasek:
    No, I'm just jealous of her.

  • Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
    I remember when we were first starting out, this'll sound silly, I used to make popcorn for us and we'd lie in bed till all hours watching old movies on tv. Now she says the salt make her retain water.



    Rhonda Vasek:
    I have a popcorn popper but I've never even taken it out the box. I don't even know if it works.



    Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
    All you have to do is plug it in, I could show you.



    Rhonda Vasek:
    Would you, would you show me how to pop my corn.



    Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
    Lets go, now!

  • Douglas Brackman, Jr.:
    I'm more like my father than I thought. I wanted to be the lawyer he was, the man he was. Turns out we both just like to cheat on our wives.

  • Stuart Markowitz:
    Don't underestimate me, I'm amazing with mums. When I was at High School all of them had crushes on me, it was the daughters I had trouble with.

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