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Quotes of Movie: "Kureyon Shin-chan" [1992]

  • Ai Sutome:
    Ah, Mochi Cakes! we wake our chef up every morning at four o'clock to prepare five dozen of these for the servants quarters



    Moeko Sakueada:
    He makes 5 dozen every day?



    Ai Sutome:
    Uh huh. my mom likes to throw the extras out in front of the homeless

  • Lolly Popp:
    Action Bastard, I've got your new move! It's a smorgasbord of mindless violence!

  • Kung Fuji Apple:
    Son of a red delicious bitch!

  • Happiness Bunny:
    I welcome death. I yearn for it. I dream of it every night. Am I never to feel it's cold, dark embrace?

  • Micchi:
    It's just like College without the date rape.

  • The Pink Pussy:
    No criminals can escape from the Pink Pussy!



    Enchman:
    Oh yeah, the censors are gonna love that one.

  • Misae Nohara:
    [after Shin has locked them out of the apartment] Shin, you little devil! What did you do now?



    Shin-Chan Nohara:
    I just pushed a button and it went click. Is that the click-oris?



    Commercial Girl:
    That's the lock... the love button is entirely different.



    Misae Nohara:
    Shin, you moron, you locked the door! Now open up, do you hear me?



    Shin-Chan Nohara:
    But... you always tell me, when you're not here, don't open up the door for anyone.



    Misae Nohara:
    That only applies when it's not me standing outside the motherfucking door! Now open up this instant!

  • Hiroshi Nohara:
    Shin, where's my beer? I'm losing my buzz.

  • [Shin has pink eye, and Hiro is taking him to the doctor's office]



    Hiroshi Nohara:
    Ah, the best free clinic money can buy.


    [inside]



    Desk Nurse:
    I'll need your insurance card and/or coupon.

  • Doctor:
    [prescribing eye drops for Shin] These are made especially for children, so they really sting.

  • Shin-Chan Nohara:
    Mommy says beer before nine is a crime.



    Hiroshi Nohara:
    Mommy doesn't have to live with Mommy.

  • Narrator:
    I'm not sure why I'm telling you this, except that it's 7 a.m., and I've been drinking!

  • Shin-Chan Nohara:
    So I thought if I put the toaster in the freezer, we could make Poptartsicles.

  • Georgie:
    [to Shin] You suck at life.

  • Maso:
    [in his fantasy about eloping on a raft with Ai] Look, it's that island from "Lost"! We'll start our new life with the Others and make up stupid plots as we go along!

  • Hiroshi Nohara:
    Why do I smell like nads, and why does my ass hurt?



    Misae Nohara:
    Why do I smell like beer, and why does my fist hurt?

  • [in a fever-induced dream sequence, Shin and Action Bastard are running across the desert]



    Action Kamen:
    Gasping air... moving fists...

  • [Hina has gotten into the video cabinet]



    Misae Nohara:
    [taking the tapes away from Hina] No, no, Hina. Those are tapes that Mommy and Daddy made and we can't afford the therapy you'd need if you ever saw them.

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