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Quotes of Movie: "Kenan & Kel" [1996]
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Aw, here it goes. Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms! [Runs away] Kel Kimble: Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes! I think he's in town filming a movie. Kel Kimble: Or maybe he's in town looking for his evil twin brother! Wait a minut... How do we know he's not the evil twin? [gasps] Chris Potter: Because... he's not? Oh, you know that reminds me. Kel I think we left our... [thinks for an excuse] Kenan: donkey in the kitchen. Kel Kimble: [they go in the kitchen and Kel looks around for a donkey] Kenan, where's the donkey we left in here? Kenan: There's no donkey in here! Kel Kimble: What, you mean he ran away? Well, maybe we can catch him! [opens the door and runs out] Kel Kimble: Donkey! Come on donkey, come back! Donkey please! We love you, donkey! [Kenan closes the door and Kel can be faintly heard yelling donkey at the top of his lungs] | |
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Kel, grab a brain, a heart, and some courage, and meet me at the Emerald City! Now come on, Ozzy! Kel Kimble: Kenan, I alread have a heart, and courage! Aww... here it goes! So, Ned, is it? You were supposed to fill out the application before you came in here. Ned: Are you telling me what to do? Chris Potter: Telling? I wouldn't say telling, suggesting maybe. Ned: Because I don't like people telling me what to do! Kenan: Um, Ned, Did you ever think that part of having a job was people telling you what to do? Ned: NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! [leaves abruptly] Who loves orange soda? Kel Kimble: Kel loves orange soda. Kenan: Is it true? Kel Kimble: Mmm-hmm! I do, I do, I do-ooo. Kenan: WHY? [Noticing a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan and Kel's Intervention] He Jumped out? Why? Where'd the Plane go? Kenan, Kel Kimble: [Crying] Nebraska! Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!" My brain is so powerful. I bet I can break this desk with it! Shiny cow. Shiny cow. Mooo. [while taking inventory of potatoes in the store] One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Kenan, I don't touch a tarantula. [weeping] I, put the screw, in the tuna! Kel Kimble: Ah here goes! Kenan: [to distract the bikers] Hey look, it's the Great Wall Of China! [All of the bikers stop, including Kel, and they all stare into the direction of where Kenan pointed, as if the Great Wall Of China were really there] Kenan: [Approaches Kel] C'mon, let's go! Kel Kimble: Shh, I'm looking at the Great Wall Of China. Kenan: There is no Great Wall Of China! [the bikers continue the chase around the bar] Kenan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I'm gonna ask Amy out. That's all there is to it. Kel Kimble: But Kenan, your dad said... Kenan: Kel! My father's married. He doesn't understand what it means to love a woman. | |
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