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Quotes of Movie: "Keeping Up Appearances" [1990]
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Mind the horse. Richard Bucket: It's in the field. Mind the pedestrian. Michael the Vicar: Where? Hyacinth: On the pavement. Michael the Vicar: Isn't that where she's supposed to be. It's my sister Daisy. She's not the one with the gold taps, sauna and room for a pony. It's my sister Violet! She's the one with the Mercedes, swimming pool, and room for a pony. | |
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[in response to Daisy's remark] Well I'll get a longer skirt. I'll get a skirt that goes straight down to the floor. Onslow: I bet that one's been down to the floor a few times. Why is Onslow reading the Financial Times? Onslow: I like to keep an eye on the economy. A bloke in my position has to wonder how long the country can afford him. If we don't get the economy right, people like me are gonna be in trouble! Hyacinth: The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking! [on the phone] The Brochure Residence... er [laughs] Hyacinth: ... the Bucket Residence, the lady of the house speaking. This is not the Chinese restaurant. This is a residential number and you are speaking to the lady of the house on a white, slim line telephone with last number redial facility [on the phone] No, I will not send over another portion of deep-fried squid. This is not the Chinese take-away. You are connected to a private residence on a white, slimlined telephone with last-number redial facility. Oh, Richard. You know haw much I love daddy. I would have him here if it wasn't for all the time he spends in the bathroom. Take your shoes of before you enter the house, dear. Coffee in ten minutes Elizabeth, bring Emmett! Hyacinth: Sheridaaaaaaan! Tell Onslow to go and put a shirt on. It's Bouquet! It's Bouquet! B-U-C-K-E-T! I would be very pleased if you would accept my invitation to one my candle light suppers Rose, that skirt's too short! If my Sheridan were here he'd be appalled! Sit wherever you like, dear... *except* there! I always like to face the window. I better answer that. It's probably somebody very important. Richard a little decorum please, that is not the sort of behaviour one would expect from a person with a reservation for a quailty cruise I want you to instruct your superiors that this is a first class stamp residence. All the men like Rose, that's her problem. | |
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