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Quotes of Movie: "Just Good Friends" [1983]
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Pen, what's wrong with you? Penny Warrender: Can't you tell? Vince Pinner: What? Penny Warrender: God, what a zonko! Vincent, you are the most cretinous, slow-witted, irritating moron that I've ever come across. Vince Pinner: Don't mince words with me, Pen. Have you got something to say? 'ere let me ask you something, who's in charge here? Vince Pinner: Go on, Stan. I ain't heard this one. Stan: You are the assistant manager, I make the decisions. Vince Pinner: Stanley, so far today you've decided to turn down good business, give fraud a bad name, and to accept a bet on an elephant race. In my opinion you are to bookmaking what Wayne Sleep is to rugby league. No offence. Daphne... Daphne Warrender: Yes, Norman? Norman Warrender: Do you still... well, do you still get a thrill from... well, you know... Daphne Warrender: Oh, for heavens sake, Norman. We are in the 1980s, if you mean sex then say... thingy. Amazing article in this magazine. Were you aware that 76% of women in the over 40s group have only ever made love to one man in their entire life? Vince Pinner: Really, does it give his name? | |
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What have you been doing with yourself today, hmm? Vince Pinner: Well, I've been window shopping. Looking for new bedding, that sort of thing. Daphne Warrender: [sarcastically] Pity the army surplus store has closed down. Vince Pinner: Yes. I imagine you must miss it terribly, Daphne. How can I find out if he has met someone else? Elaine: Ask him. Penny Warrender: He'd lie. Elaine: How do you know? Penny Warrender: He's a liar. Darling, think back to when we were younger. Now, I can still remember our first time. Daphne Warrender: Amazing, Norman. I can hardly remember the last time. You mollycoddle that boy too much, Reet. It's unhealthy. Rita Pinner: What do you mean unhealthy? Les Pinner: He's developing one of them oedipus complexes. Rita Pinner: I don't care what's wrong with him as long as he loves his mum. Graham, this is Vince. Vince, Graham. Graham Perry: It's a pleasure to meet you. Vince Pinner: Yeah, I suppose it must be. I'm a vegan. Vince Pinner: You'd never guess it. Graham Perry: Do you know what a vegan is, Vince? Penny Warrender: Of course he knows what a vegan is, don't you, Vince? Vince Pinner: Absolutely, I never missed an episode of Star Trek. Clifford Pinner: It weren't my fault. Rita Pinner: Course it weren't, babe! No-one's blamin' ya. Do you mind if I have a wine? Vince Pinner: Why not, it's all you've been doing since you got here. Pen, what I have to say isn't going to be easy. So would you just for this once allow me to speak without interrupting? You see, Pen... Penny Warrender: What do you mean interrupting? I never interrupt. Vince Pinner: No. I must be thinking of someone else. Penny Warrender: Yes, you must. The very first night we met you tried your luck. Vince Pinner: Nothing happened between us for a long time. Penny Warrender: Only because I wouldn't allow it. I'd known you for exactly one hour. You'd bought me a coca-cola and tried to undo my bra. I can remember thinking "I'm glad I didn't order a Bacardi with it". She loves me, Pen. Penny Warrender: Yes, but what about me? Vince Pinner: She's never met you but I think you'd get on like a house on fire. It isn't an easy decision. My future hangs in the balance. I can either accept the company's offer, build a career, travel, have total fulfillment and enjoyment of life... or I can marry Vince. Daphne Warrender: And what are you going to do? Penny Warrender: I haven't decided yet. Daphne Warrender: Norman, will you speak to her? Norman Warrender: You do whatever you think is best, darling. Daphne Warrender: Keep out of this, Norman. What kind of a future would you have with "Thing"? He's an idle, itinerant worker drifting from job to job always on the edge of legality - an ice cream vendor, a used car salesman, and now a bookie. Penny Warrender: One day Vince will inherit the family business. Daphne Warrender: That's something to look forward to, isn't it? One day your husband will manage a few scrap metal yards! Penny Warrender: No he wont. He intends to sell them. Daphne Warrender: How much do you think he'll get for that? Penny Warrender: Well, according to his father, at the last audit, they were valued at two and a half million pounds. Norman Warrender: [shocked] Two and a half million? Penny Warrender: [smugly] Yes. Daphne Warrender: [after a long pause] Well, I've said everything I'm going to say. You must do as you think fit, darling. Penny Warrender: [tenderly and seductively] I used to dream about you. I used to dream about your body. Vince Pinner: [surprised] Did you? Penny Warrender: [laughing] I used to dream the police came round and asked me to identify it! | |
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