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Quotes of Movie: "Judge Judy" [1996]

  • Judge Judy:
    You, sir, are a low-life, amoral piece of crap!

  • Plaintiff:
    He signed me a promissory note...



    Judge Judy:
    I don't care if he signed you the Declaration of Independence!

  • Judge Judy:
    [yelling] I don't believe you!

  • Judge Judy:
    I don't care what you think! *I'm* the one who has to determine what is fair.

  • Judge Judy:
    ...And you ought to be ashamed of yourself!

  • Judge Judy:
    That must be the S.O.D.D.I. principle: "Some Other Dude Done It."

  • Judge Judy:
    If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day.

  • Judge Judy:
    ...Yeah, right, and I was born in 1965.

  • Judge Judy:
    Have you ever heard of the K.I.S.S. principle? "Keep It Simple, Stupid."

  • Judge Judy:
    This is not "Let's Make a Deal," and I'm not Monty Hall!

  • Judge Judy:
    When you mess around with jail-bait, you accept the consequences!

  • Judge Judy:
    I'm here because I'm smart, not because I'm young and gorgeous... although I am!

  • Judge Judy:
    This is my courtroom and I can say what I want. When you become a judge, we will talk.

  • Judge Judy:
    ...Do you feel as if you're getting whipped?


    [laughs]



    Judge Judy:
    You sure are!

  • Judge Judy:
    ...You spent $72 getting your hair done? You wasted your money!

  • Judge Judy:
    ...Two people can't talk at the same time. When my mouth is moving, it means that you need to be quiet.

  • Judge Judy:
    Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that, sir? Well, neither have I. I just made it up. I'm going to put it on coffee mugs.

  • Judge Judy:
    ...Sir, the *table* didn't have three beers and then get up and move!

  • Judge Judy:
    ...Of course I'm right; I'm always right. I'm like a truth machine.

  • Judge Judy:
    I got an A for Torts in Law School.

  • Judge Judy:
    Did you forget you were coming to court today?

  • Judge Judy:
    ...This is your aggravation. Not his. He doesn't want your aggravation. Byrd doesn't want your aggravation...


    [to the bailiff]



    Judge Judy:
    ... Do you, Byrd?

  • Judge Judy:
    ...I think you ought to be quiet. You know, they don't need anybody stirring up the pot. You're a pot-stirrer.

  • Judge Judy:
    I'm the boss, Applesauce.

  • Judge Judy:
    I have 3 sons, so I know you are no gift! You're not even good looking!

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