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Quotes of Movie: "Johnny Bravo" [1997]
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Here's your money, Susie. Thanks to you, everything is back to normal. Mongo: Or is it? Johnny Bravo: Woah, momma. Would you eat them with a fox? Johnny Bravo: If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face. I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you... | |
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But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff? Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling. Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits. Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda. Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god. Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball. Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler? Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness. I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record. I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means... [pause] Johnny Bravo: I'm hungry! You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry. Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed! Enough about me, now let's talk about... me. What do you think, Rubber Ducky? Rubber Ducky: Quack, quack. Johnny Bravo: My thoughts exactly! Hey, Foxy Mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? Hoohah! You should know better than to try to mail something on the day of Christmas Eve. Especially a letter to Santa Claus. [eating ice cream with a toothache] Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm... Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It's got nuts in it! Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth. Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I've been brushing every day with baking soda. [holds up cane sugar in a jar of molasses] Momma: Johnny, this is cane sugar and molasses. Johnny Bravo: To-may-to, To-mah-to. Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"... [shouts] Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men! [the whole store stares at Johnny] Johnny Bravo: This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter] Johnny Bravo: ... TV Guide. He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny? Johnny Bravo: Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly. Fly: It's a lie. It's a lie! | |
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