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Quotes of Movie: "Jesse" [1998]

  • [Silent John is drawing a picture to show Little John what sex is]



    Darren:
    Is that an arm?


    [Silent John shakes his head]



    Darren:
    A leg?


    [Shakes his head again and shows Darren the picture]



    Darren:
    You can't show him that!

  • Little John:
    Mom and Diego are doing sex aren't they?



    Darren:
    Do you know what sex is?



    Little John:
    My friend told me that it's when the woman crawls up into the man's butt and falls asleep



    Darren:
    Yep, yep that's exactly what it is.


    [Silent John taps him and shakes his head]



    Little John:
    It's not? Then what is it?


    [Silent John points to Darren to explain it]



    Darren:
    Oh, come on!

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