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Quotes of Movie: "Jackie Chan Adventures" [2000]
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You forget to make coffee this morning! Coffee is the only thing keeping Uncle's ancient heart beating! You want dead Uncle? Jade: What are we gonna do? Jackie Dark: Laugh like clowns while they beg for mercy. Jackie Light: RUN! This is no place for children! Jade, these are my friends. Jade: Your friends knocked you out and took you to their secret underground base? Jackie: Uhm... yes. Jade: America is SO cool! Captain Black, I thought all Dark Hand matters had been reassigned to Section 12? Capt. Black: That may be so, but I'm not gonna sit pretty while the Dark Hand strolls into my backyard to had a hall pass to a hobgoblin. Jade: Captain Black is in the house. | |
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[grabbing talisman bag] We'll take those. Chow: Who the heck are you? Finn: Oooh, I know! He's the drummer from KISS! Uncle: [smacks him] I cannot read your lips! Your accent is too thick! Have the movies taught you nothing? Whoever goes to get the firewood is always the creeping terror's first victim! Jackie: So THAT'S what happened to the other little girl I sent to get firewood... "That'll teach you to mess with Finn 2.0." (Uncle zaps him with his magic blowfish.) Uncle: And that will teach you to mess with Uncle, Original Recipe. Melvin Moose: Duh, smile for the camera. Shen Du (in Jade's body): Soon, I will devour your soul. Melvin Moose: [gasp] Uncle: I told you it was complicated! [In Jade's body, pointing to Jade's fringe] Jade, How do you keep this out of your eyes? If I was a clone, would I know? Tohru has a mommy? Uncle: One more thing... One more thing. Stay awake. You break many antiques when you sleepwalk. Jackie: [scoffs] I don't sleepwalk. Uncle: So, you break my antiques for fun? Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn? Finn: Probably more than we do. Jackie: Don't eat like a babboon. You should chew your food. Jade: Hel*lo*. Chew *soup*? Jackie: Bad day. Jackie: Sorry, I'll bring it back, thank you! Jackie: That's crazy, Jade. You're crazy. Who... what are you? Shendu: I *am* the keeper of the Talismans. I *am* the Apocalypse of which legend speaks. And I *am*, for once and for all, your executioner. Magic must defeat magic. Future Jade: Dragon's breath is magic, duh! Uncle: Jackie, who is smarty-pants know-it-all good chi wizard who looks like Jade? [realizes it's Adult Jade] Uncle: Ay ya! [speaking like Jade] I'll be stuck in Jade mode, forever? eeww. Jade: [speaking like Uncle] You would rather have Uncle's chi? I cannot stop thinking about digestion! Jade: Whoa... Talismans. They do a body *good.* Uncle: Aiiee-yaaaahh! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow!... Evil spirits and malevolent demons, be gone! | |
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