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Quotes of Movie: "Jack of All Trades" [2000]
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It's a beautiful day, and the scent of violence is in the air. Ten of your American dollars says God is a woman. Jack Stiles: Which explains why nothing we do ever pleases Her. Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: And also explains why we're no longer covered in fur and hunting our neighbors for sport. Jack Stiles: Next you'll tell me God's British. Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: I'm trying to break you in slowly, Jack. [after crashing through a stone wall] I would have knocked, but my fists had other plans. Well, yank my doodle! | |
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Jack, if you don't keep your hands off my niece, I'll have George Washington cut off your cherry tree. Jack Stiles: [thinking] Good thing I don't have a cherry tree! Why am I doing all the work while you sit there drinking tea? Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: Because tea time happens to be a time honored British tradition. When it's burger time I'll pedal. | |
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