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Quotes of Movie: "Inuyasha" [2000]
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I'm telling you, I'm not her. Inuyasha: And I'm saying you have to be. 'Cuz there's no other way you could smell so... [sniffs in her direction] Inuyasha: You're not her. Kagome: I know. My name is Kagome. Ka-Go-Me. Inuyasha: You're right. Kikyo was cuter. Much cuter. Hey, where are you going? Kagome: What do you care? I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha Inuyasha: You can't just leave. You... Kagome: My name isn't "You". It's Kagome. Inuyasha: Wait, Stupid. Kagome: It's not "Stupid", either. Inuyasha: Will you just wait, and hear me out? Kagome: Why? So you can try and stop me? Inuyasha: No, so you can give me your jewel shard. Kagome: [feigning innocence] Oh, this? [holds up her pouch that holds the shard, then looks at him angrily] Kagome: Sit, Boy. [Inuyasha is slammed face first to the ground] Inuyasha: Why, you... Kagome: [walking away] It's Kagome. [repeatedly] Inuyasha, sit, boy. Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not. Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO. [Accidentally releases the arrow, her aim off, and Inuyasha has to duck to keep from getting hit] Inuyasha: Will you WATCH where you're aiming that thing? | |
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You stinking toad. Jaken: You stinking human. Kagome: Oh yeah? Well, this human's gonna kick your... Jaken: We'll see about that. Now, was that aimed at me? There you are! Let's go! Inuyasha: Where to? Kagome: Come on. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for Kikyo? Her grave was violated. I know you were betrayed by her but that was a long time ago. It's been at least 50 years since she passed away. [Inuyasha tries to get up, but kagome grabs his hair] Kagome: Hold it! Inuyasha: Watch the hair! Kagome: Mind explaining to me why you haven't been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday? Inuyasha: You're obviously imagining things. Kagome: I get it! It's all about me looking like kikyo! That's it, isn't it? That's why you can't look at me. [Inuyasha looks at her and taks her hand] Inuyasha: It's not... [gentler] Inuyasha: It's not like that. [Leans in and tries to kiss Kagome] Kagome: Whoa whoa whoa hold the phone! [Kagome pushes Inuyasha on the ground] Kagome: [thinking] Ok now i am officially freaked. What's going on! He almost kissed me! Inuyasha: Can we lose some of the violence? Kagome: Sure as soon as you stop acting so weird! Inuyasha: You're the one acting like a lunatic! I am not going to kill you - I am going to break you. Kagome: Hold it! Inuyasha: Watch the hair! Kagome: Mind explaining why you haven't been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday. Inuyasha: [Inuyasha looks at her, then away, refusing to meet her eyes] Your obviously imagining things. Kagome: I get it! This is all about me looking like Kikyo! That's it, isn't it! [Inuyasha grabs Kagome's hand and removes it from his hair, then continues to hold it in his] Kagome: Inuyasha? Inuyasha: It's not...! [sighs] Inuyasha: It's not like that. [He stares at Kagome sadly and moves closer to her] Kagome: [Thinking as he moves closer] What's he doing? [Freaks out and shoves Inuyasha away from her and he falls down the hill] Kagome: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold the phone! Inuyasha: [Screaming as he falls down the hill] AHHH! Kagome: [Thinking] Okay, now I'm offically freaked! What's going on? He almost kissed me! Inuyasha: [Jumps back up on top of the hill next to her. Now he's not sad, he's pissed off] Can we lose some of the violence? Kagome: Sure, as soon as you stop being so weird! Inuyasha: Your the one being a lunatic! Stop that! I'll kill you! [Sango falls to the ground sobbing] Sango? Sango: Yes! Miroku: You'll have my children? Ten babies, or maybe even twenty? Sango: Yes! Miroku... does this mean you'll stop womanizing? Miroku: [stunned] Huh? Uh... heh heh... Sango: [briefly pausing on each word] You. Will. Stop. Flirting... Right? [Miroku looks away, chuckling] Sango: [thinking] I'll take that as a no... [about the possession, fight] I'm so sorry about this. It's all my fault. Miroku: No need to apologize, Sango. Besides, I'm as much to blame. Kagome informed me that my bad habit of flirting with women was the cause of all this. I'm really sorry, Sango. Sango: You... don't have to apologize. I was careless, that's all! You didn't have anything to do with it. Sango... I want you to hear my feelings. You don't need to say anything, just please, hear me out. Sango: Hm? Miroku: You're not like the others, Sango. You're a very special woman to me. Sango: [looks up at him, surprised] Huh? [cuts to Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo eavesdropping from behind a tree] Inuyasha: "Special," he says. What a jerk! He's flirting with Sango like he does with every other woman he sees. Kagome: Shh! Inuyasha: [surprised] Huh? Oh, wow! He proposed to her! Inuyasha: He poses a what? Somehow it's different with us. You see, Sango, I've never had such strong feelings for a woman as I do for you. Sango: [blushing, surprised] Uh... Miroku: Except... there's one problem. I feel as if I cannot love you as an ordinary woman. [Sango stares blankly ahead, shocked. The others are still eavesdropping] Kagome: HUH? Miroku: You're my comrade, the woman I fight alongside. Shippo: So he's saying they're just gonna be friends? Kagome: That's terrible! He's not getting away with this! Sango: I know that, you didn't need to tell me. I knew how you felt. It's not as if... as if I hoped you would love me. I never thought that. [crying slightly, stands up] Miroku: Sango? Sango: We said it all, right? I'm going. Miroku: I'm just getting started. If this battle with Naraku ever comes to an end, and the curse of my wind tunnel is broken... if I make it out alive... If we made it that far, would you come live with me... would you bear my children, Sango? [She opens the door of the well house, but branches are coming through, blocking the well] Oh boy. [She runs back to the God Tree] Grandpa Higurashi: Great spirit of the sky, stop the snow from falling. Kagome: [Runs up and touches the God Tree] Inuyasha! I can't get back! Inuyasha, say something if you can hear me! Grandpa Higurashi: Kagome? Sota Higurashi: She's finally lost it. Kagome: Inuyasha! Inuyasha: What is it? [Echoes] Inuyasha: What is it? Kagome: The well is full of roots, I can't get through! Inuyasha: Kagome, use the sacred arrow of the priestess, use that to tear apart the roots. That's what Kaede says to do. Kagome: But I don't have anything like that here! [Looks down at the finger Inuyasha bandaged, then remembers that she cut her finger on a sacred arrow head buried in the bark] Kagome: I do! [Runs to her Grandfather, who is hold ceremonial arrow shafts without tips] Kagome: Gramps, give me one of those! [She jabs the shaft into the hold in the bark of the tree where the arrow head is. She keeps stabbing until the arrow head attaches to the shaft and she pulls it out] Kagome: Got it! Inuyasha, I'll be right there! [Grabs a ceremonial bow of her brothers] Kagome: Let me borrow this. Sota Higurashi: [Calmly] Cold, huh Gramps? Grandpa Higurashi: Stew would be nice for dinner. Nice, hot stew. [after Kagome saves Shippou] Hm. She risked her life to save her friend. She's loyal. [Kouga jumps from the cliff and in front of Kagome] Koga: I'm gonna make you my woman. Kagome: [Blushes furiously] Huh? Bandits: Hey, Kouga, I thought you were gonna eat her when you were finished with her, not marry her. Koga: Don't you get it? With her abilities we can gather every one of the jewel shards! Bandits: We'll be the most powerful wolf demon tribe ever! Koga: That's the idea, yeah. [Turns to Kagome and wraps and arm around her] Koga: You're name's Kagome,right? Wolves mate for life so you're mine now. Got that? Kagome: I don't belong to ANYONE! Get your hands off me! [She slaps him] Bandits: That chick just slapped Kouga! I don't belong to *anyone*! Get you hands off me! [slaps Koga] wolf demon: That chick just slapped Koga! wolf demon: Honeymoon's over. She's dead now! Thank you Inuyasha. Inuyasha: Huh? Kagome: Never mind. Inuyasha: Women. [thinking about Kohaku] What will I do if Kohaku's committed even MORE crimes by the next time I see him? Can I save Kohaku? [hearing Miroku's footsteps approach] Sango: Huh? Miroku? Miroku: So, Sango. Mind if I sit with you? [pause] Miroku: I really don't want to see you suffering on your own. Tell me, is there anything I can do to help comfort you? Sango: Just stay here, sit beside me. Miroku: Of course I will. [He puts his arm around her, Sango leans on him] Shippo: [watching from a distance] Wow, he casually puts his arm around her shoulders. Inuyasha: [suddenly interested] Shoulders? He's not stroking her butt? Shippo: Take a look! Kagome: You are so ignorant, Inuyasha. Miroku might be a pervert, but even he knows there's a time and place. Inuyasha: Yeah, sure, but they're engaged to marry, right? It's not like Sango would get mad anymore. Kagome: You are so totally dense when it comes to women. Inuyasha: Hey! Whaddya mean? Kagome: I don't care how much you love a person, you'll definitely fall out of love if they're insensitive all the time. Inuyasha: Huh! If Miroku stops acting like a lecher, what's left of him? Shippo: His Wind Tunnel? Miroku: And don't worry, Sango, I won't stroke your bottom. Sango: Good. Hands off for now. [Kirara grumbles] Don't you faint on me, you stupid girl. Listen, it's fair to say you don't like me, right? Inuyasha: Way more than fair. Kagome: Whatever. It's not even me you dislike. It's this Kikyo person. [Inuyasha jumps up into the tree and lays with his back to her] Kagome: I'm not Kikyo, okay? I'm Kagome. Can't we just call a truce? Inuyasha: [Jumps to his feet in the tree and points at her] Ha! I knew it! What you don't get is that I'm only after the jewel! Your just trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Kagome: Oh really? That's funny, considering all I have to do to make you obey is say the word 'sit' [Inuyasha falls out of the tree and slams into the ground] Kagome: Whoops, sorry about that. Inuyasha: Oh man. I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company. Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy. Miroku: Dear Kagome. [Takes Kagome and holds her] Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament? Kagome: [confused] I guess so. Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy. InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her. Miroku: I see, Inu Yasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward. Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right. Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inu Yasha. And you could learn a few things from him. Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me. Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle. Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle. Miroku: Gentle like this. [touches Kagome somewhere he shouldn't] Kagome: Get your hands off me. Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her. Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed. Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out. [Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear] Kagome: [runs into Inu Yasha's arms] I was wrong. Kill him. Inuyasha, stupid is as stupid does. Ye need to learn to be more careful with your speech. Inuyasha: Are you calling me stupid, you old hag? What do you know about it? You weren't even there. Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the Sacred Jewel shards, Kagome's spiritual power is essential, yet ye made her upset with your words and sent her running home Inuyasha: That was her idea. She chose to go home. I never forced her. She said [imitating Kagome] Inuyasha: "I'm going home, stupid." Kaede: Inuyasha. Inuyasha: Huh, what? Kaede: That imitation was pathetic. Inuyasha: [falls over] I'm a demon, not a comedian! | |
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