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Quotes of Movie: "In Living Color" [1990]

  • Homey Claus:
    Okay kids repeat after me. Silent night.



    Kids:
    Silent night.



    Homey Claus:
    Homey's night.



    Kids:
    Homey's night.



    Homey Claus:
    All was calm.



    Kids:
    All was calm.



    Homey Claus:
    All was bright... Bright like that damn light that cop shone in my face. He knew I didn't do it. HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO IT. I said BACK ME UP.



    Kids:
    All was bright... Bright like that damn light that cop shone in my face. He knew I didn't do it. HE KNEW I DIDN'T DO IT. I said BACK ME UP.



    Little Girl:
    He knew I didn't do it.

  • [repeated line]



    Homey The Clown:
    Homey don't play dat.

  • [repeated line]



    Fire Marshall Bill:
    Lemme show you somethin'.

  • Drunk In Restaurant:
    Richard Simmons was an astronaut!

  • Drunk In Restaurant:
    My left titty-nipple gots an eye on it!

  • Anton Jackson:
    [giving a toast] May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and may all of your problems just slide off like snot.

  • Blaine Edwards, Antoine Marryweather:
    Welcome to Men On Film.



    Blaine Edwards:
    Where we look at movies...



    Antoine Marryweather:
    From a male point of view.

  • Barber:
    Anybody touch my liquor'll get cut!

  • Beauty Contest Host:
    [singing] Hey Ms. Black Person USA, the finest in the lan. Hey Ms. Black Person USA, like a sweet baked honey-glazed ham. You're dark and lovely, like a bottle of ripple wine... Just look at that big behind! What a bouquet. Ms. Black Person USA. She's black, ain't no taking her back.

  • Blaine Edwards:
    This title gets the around the world and back snap!

  • [during the "Wheel of the Dozens" championship]



    The Champ:
    Your mama is so old and fat that before the Lord could say 'Let there be light' he first had to tell her to get her big fat ass out of the way.

  • [repeated line]



    Fire Marshall Bill:
    This could be dangerous!

  • Michael Jackson:
    Excuse me Officer, but can you tell me if I'm black or white?



    Police Officer:
    You're under arrest.



    Michael Jackson:
    I guess I am black.

  • Bonita Bitrell:
    Oh lawd, there's Ms. Jenkins.


    [waves to her]



    Bonita Bitrell:
    Hello Ms. Jenkins! Mmm, mm, mm. That's one fine woman there. Yes sir. Better NO one say nothin' bad about Ms. Jenkins. Uh-uh. Coarse her breath smells so bad it could singe your nose hairs. But I ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me.

  • Antoine Marryweather:
    [Antoine is explaining football to Dwayne] Ok, now, you're going to be the center. So take this ball, bend over and I'm going to walk up right behind you and put my hands between your legs.



    Blaine Edwards:
    OOOH! I think I may have played this game before!

  • Handi-Man:
    Never under-estimate the powers of the handicaped.

  • Homey The Clown:
    [talking to a case worker about his lengthy file] Save yer breath! That's just another long list of lies perpetrated by The Man to keep a brutha down!

  • [repeated line]



    Wanda Jackson:
    I got chu. I got chu.

  • Dating service customer:
    [Meeting his computer arranged date] You said you looked like Marilyn Monroe!



    Wanda Jackson:
    I do look like Marilyn Monroe!



    Dating service customer:
    No you don't; you look like 'Marilyn the 'Ho'!

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