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Quotes of Movie: "I Spy" [1965]

  • [Commentary on Kelly's receiving a blown kiss.]



    Alexander Scott:
    The wonderfulness of your charm.

  • Alexander Scott:
    This is how far a cigarette burns in five minutes.



    Kelly Robinson:
    Is there no limit to the wonderfulness of your mind.

  • Kelly Robinson:
    Don't you ever bring a silencer?



    Alexander Scott:
    Ruins the line of my suit.



    Kelly Robinson:
    Mine too.

  • Alexander Scott:
    Well you have to get beat up every once in a while otherwise you go soft, right Kel?

  • [Contemplating a solid gold stove]



    Kelly Robinson:
    I can just imagine the look on their faces when we unload a million dollars worth of stove on them. 875 pounds worth.



    Alexander Scott:
    Yeah.



    Kelly Robinson:
    Suppose by the time it got to Internal Revenue it only weighed 800 pounds?



    Alexander Scott:
    See what you mean. Well the lid's loose, maybe the damper door?



    Kelly Robinson:
    75 lbs of gold must be worth a lot of money.



    Alexander Scott:
    Seventy-two thousand.



    Kelly Robinson:
    Already figured it out, huh?



    Alexander Scott:
    Yeah. $60 an ounce on the Chinese black market. I think I can get $70 an ounce. I know a guy...



    Kelly Robinson:
    $70 an ounce! Whew. A couple of one-way tickets to Tahiti would scarcely put a dent in it!



    Alexander Scott:
    No sir. Have you ever seen a Taihitian hula?


    [Sings]



    Alexander Scott:
    Do-dump-de-dumpdy... You take the door and I'll take the lid.



    Kelly Robinson:
    While we're at it we may want to hack off a couple of legs. We may want to entertain!



    Alexander Scott:
    Right!



    Kelly Robinson:
    No, we'd only lose our pension benefits.



    Alexander Scott:
    Think we'd lose our jobs?



    Kelly Robinson:
    Yeah. Such wonderful jobs too.



    Alexander Scott:
    And the hospitalization is free.



    Kelly Robinson:
    All those wonderful orthopedic devices.



    Alexander Scott:
    I just love plaster of paris.



    Kelly Robinson:
    Right.

  • Alexander Scott:
    Hey, what're you doing?



    Kelly Robinson:
    I've come to save you.



    Alexander Scott:
    You can't, man, I've got a boat coming, now get outa here!



    Kelly Robinson:
    But I've come to rescue you.



    Alexander Scott:
    You CAN'T rescue me NOW.



    Kelly Robinson:
    How come you always embarrass me when I'm rescuing you.

  • Alexander Scott:
    I enjoy being made a fool of when I'm pleading for my country. It gives me a warm glow all over.

  • Alexander Scott:
    Has anyone told you how good you look in that?



    Kelly Robinson:
    Why, no...



    Alexander Scott:
    Well, if they do, smack 'em in the face real fast, because they're not your friend.

  • Kelly Robinson:
    Okay, Boy Wonder, you wanna get the collapsible batpole out of the glove compartment?

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