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Quotes of Movie: "I Love Lucy" [1951]

  • Fred Mertz:
    She said my mother looks like a weasel.



    Lucy Ricardo:
    Ethel, apologize.



    Ethel Mertz:
    I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    It's seventy-nine cents a pound.



    Customer:
    How can you sell meat so cheap?



    Lucy Ricardo:
    I'm glad you asked that. We rope, we brand, we butcher. We do everything but eat it for you. Seventy-nine cents a pound.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    I want the names to be unique and euphonious.



    Ricky Ricardo:
    Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    Ever since we said "I do", there have been so many things that we don't.

  • [When Ethel doesn't return to California hotel suite]



    Fred Mertz:
    Let's just hope for the best.



    Lucy Ricardo:
    Don't worry, Fred, Ethel'll come back.



    Fred Mertz:
    I said let's hope for the BEST.

  • Ricky Ricardo:
    Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.

  • Ricky Ricardo:
    Lucy's actin' crazy.



    Fred Mertz:
    Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people?

  • Mr. Merriweather:
    Oh, you study numerology?



    Lucy Ricardo:
    Of course.



    Mr. Merriweather:
    I'm a 1.



    Lucy Ricardo:
    I'm a 3.



    Ricky Ricardo:
    I'm a 5.



    Mr. Merriweather:
    We're all odd, aren't we?

  • [after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)]



    Lucy Ricardo:
    Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?


    [pause]



    Lucy Ricardo:
    Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle, Vitameatavegamin.


    [Checks the bottle label]



    Lucy Ricardo:
    That's it. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell you what you have to do. You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy.


    [Takes a bit of time, if not too much, trying to sample the liquid. Finally... ]



    Lucy Ricardo:
    So everybody get a bottle of...


    [pointing at the bottle]



    Lucy Ricardo:
    this stuff.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    If some other woman were to take Fred away from you, you'd be singing a different tune, too.



    Ethel Mertz:
    Yeah, "Happy Days Are Here Again".

  • Ricky Ricardo:
    Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do.

  • [Ricky and Lucy are doing a show together]



    Ricky Ricardo:
    Hey, Lucy, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater.



    Lucy Ricardo:
    What?



    Ricky Ricardo:
    Some tramp comes up to me on the street and says he hadn't had a bite in three days.



    Lucy Ricardo:
    What did you do, bite him?


    [Audience laughs]

  • Ricky Ricardo:
    What do you know about rice?



    Fred Mertz:
    Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days in my life.

  • Ethel Mertz:
    Oh, Lucy, I know you're not going to move, but if you ever do move, don't move.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    Eeeewwwww.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    Ricky, we're revolting.



    Ricky Ricardo:
    No more than usual.

  • [Lucy is feigning amnesia]



    Lucy Ricardo:
    My mother told me never to talk to strange men... whoever she is.

  • Ricky Ricardo:
    Something's wrong with the electricity. My shaver isn't working.



    Lucy Ricardo:
    Something's wrong with the gas. My chicken isn't working.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    I made a funny?

  • [while Lucy is trying out the new mind reading act at Ricky's club:]



    Mindreader's assistant:
    What is your date of birth?



    Lucy Ricardo:
    August 6th.



    Mindreader's assistant:
    August 6th what?



    Lucy Ricardo:
    August 6th period.

  • Ethel Mertz:
    Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.



    Fred Mertz:
    What's your excuse at sea level?

  • Ethel Mertz:
    Rome wasn't built in a day.



    Fred Mertz:
    Well, Rome wasn't built like you either.

  • Ethel Mertz:
    Where you afraid you'd lose me?



    Fred Mertz:
    I'll say, that outfit you're wearing is rented.

  • Ethel Mertz:
    Imagine me meeting a Queen face to face, I'm scared.



    Fred Mertz:
    You're scared? Think of the Queen.

  • Lucy Ricardo:
    Lets see, it was either the upstairs maid or the butler



    Ricky Ricardo:
    It was her husband



    Lucy Ricardo:
    Her husband? He didn't have any reason to do it



    Ricky Ricardo:
    He was married wasn't he

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